Jobless bald guy seeks woman…

Originally posted by Palynka
Can I expose my King now that so many of you are here?

funny i thought you were a queenie!

Originally posted by bub
funny i thought you were a queenie!

If I was a King, I'd show you my Queen.

Originally posted by Palynka
Can I expose my King now that so many of you are here?

Your King is already checkmated and broken.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Your King is already checkmated and broken.

Just because it's not standing, doesn't mean it's broken!

Originally posted by Palynka
Just because it's not standing, doesn't mean it's broken!

What happened, did he fall to all fours?

Originally posted by SJ247
What happened, did he fall to all fours?

He was hit by a bit too much acid.

Originally posted by SJ247
What happened, did he fall to all fours?

He just doesn't find forums THAT exciting.

Originally posted by Nordlys
He was hit by a bit too much acid.

I'd imagine he'd be flying through outer space if that was the case.

Originally posted by Palynka
I'd imagine he'd be flying through outer space if that was the case.

Things hit by acid fly through outer space?

Here, let me get that card for you.

Originally posted by SJ247
Things hit by acid fly through outer space?

Here, let me get that card for you.

You didn't get it again, did you?

Originally posted by SJ247
Things hit by acid fly through outer space?

Here, let me get that card for you.

nevermind the card, the men with the straight jackets will be along shortly.

Originally posted by Palynka
I'd imagine he'd be flying through outer space if that was the case.

It was the King who was hit with the acid, not you. He might imagine he'd be flying through outer space.

Originally posted by Nordlys
It was the King who was hit with the acid, not you. He might imagine he'd be flying through outer space.

Well, I'm the brain and he's the brawn, so I'd have to say you're wrong there, Nordlys.

Originally posted by shavixmir
A long time ago, oh… way before you were born, I was a reknown sex God.
No, don’t let the avatar distract you, I was sex on legs, porn in bed and Godly on toilets; admittadly, not all my venues were quite as pristine and scrubbed as one would have liked.

Anyways, those days are long behind me. After pooping my way through India, realising there’s more ...[text shortened]... -
Edit: I say "good", but obviously beggers can't be choosers, so any old shag will suffice.

I admire you honesty:

You need a catchy headline maybe: "Everything But The Girl."
Then set them a challenge, "Normally I seduce girls with witty emails for months and make myself out to be a funny, down to earth bloke. Then we meet, I (or we) drink too much and have awkward sex. In the morning I look at what is next to me and realise the chase has finished and quite frankly I can't believe I slept with you. After I sneak out, I realise that I cannot write inspired wit any more, because I'm disconserted by the fact you had slightly too much pubic hair, and you use that horrible pink toothpaste that tastes like germoline. The relationship fizzles out like an indoor firework in the shower and I select another hapless victim from the website. Please prove me wrong - A car and minimal pubic hair an advantage!

Let me know how you get on.

Originally posted by invigorate
I admire you honesty:

You need a catchy headline maybe: "Everything But The Girl."
Then set them a challenge, "Normally I seduce girls with witty emails for months and make myself out to be a funny, down to earth bloke. Then we meet, I (or we) drink too much and have awkward sex. In the morning I look at what is next to me and realise the chase has fi ...[text shortened]... prove me wrong - A car and minimal pubic hair an advantage!

Let me know how you get on.

You've done this before, haven't you.