Jobless bald guy seeks woman…

Originally posted by Palynka
Stop thinking about food.

Well, pot is another good aphrodisiac.

I don't know, money and power just don't do it. In fact, they're kind of big turn offs.

Originally posted by SJ247
Well, pot is another good aphrodisiac.

I don't know, money and power just don't do it. In fact, they're kind of big turn offs.

You can use the money to buy oysters.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You can use the money to buy oysters.

I'd rather get good and stoned, and find some fat bald guy to go oyster hunting with.

What a turn on.

Originally posted by SJ247
Well, pot is another good aphrodisiac.

I don't know, money and power just don't do it. In fact, they're kind of big turn offs.

Again, who's talking about you? I'm glad you feel that way, actually.

Unfortunately, if you look around, you'll see I'm right.

Originally posted by Palynka
Again, who's talking about you?

I am.

Originally posted by SJ247
I am.

Fine, but remember that you're just a (big) drop in the ocean.

Originally posted by Palynka
Fine, but remember that you're just a (big) drop in the ocean.

Better than a (little) fish in the sea.

Originally posted by SJ247
Better than a (little) fish in the sea.

You do know that big drops are smaller than little fish and oceans are bigger than seas, don't you?

Did they revoke your Mensa membership or something?

Originally posted by Palynka
You do know that big drops are smaller than little fish and oceans are bigger than seas, don't you?

Did they revoke your Mensa membership or something?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4645708.stm
"The world's smallest known fish can measure as little as 7.9mm"
There certainly are bigger drops than that. And "sea" is used colloquially as synonymous with ocean. Besides, who says size is all that matters (if size matters)? Although I think I'd rather be a fish than a drop, but that's just my personal preference.

Originally posted by Palynka
Did they revoke your Mensa membership or something?

I let it lapse, now I'm average again.
Would you like my old membership card for your wallet? The name could be easily altered.

Originally posted by Nordlys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4645708.stm
"The world's smallest known fish can measure as little as 7.9mm"
There certainly are bigger drops than that. And "sea" is used colloquially as synonymous with ocean. Besides, who says size is all that matters (if size matters)? Although I think I'd rather be a fish than a drop, but that's just my personal preference.

Fish get eaten.

Originally posted by SJ247
Fish get eaten.

Drops get drunk. (Oops, double meaning.)

Originally posted by Nordlys
Drops get drunk. (Oops, double meaning.)

LOL. Excellent.

Originally posted by Palynka
Again, who's talking about you? I'm glad you feel that way, actually.

Unfortunately, if you look around, you'll see I'm right.

I rather think Shav would see her as the find of the century.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I rather think Shav would see her as the find of the century.

I've decided to consider that a compliment. 😛