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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?


A: It was the chickens day off!


Wocka wocka wocka! 😡

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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?


A: Stinkerbell


Wocka wocka wocka! 😡

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The NHS admitted that it had made a massive mistake in its recruitment campaign. The advertisement read: "Become a doctor and make a bomb!"

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Originally posted by rmacken
centripetal or centrifugal??

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I thought he didn't spell it right either. It means seeking center.

We learned one.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I thought he didn't spell it right either. It means seeking center.

We learned one.
The centripetal force is the external force required to make a body follow a circular path at constant speed. The force is directed inward, toward the center of the circle. Hence it is a force requirement, not a particular kind of force. Any force (gravitational, electromagnetic, etc.) can act as a centripetal force. The term centripetal force comes from the Latin words centrum ("center"πŸ˜‰ and petere ("tend towards", "strive for sth."πŸ˜‰.

The centripetal force always acts perpendicular to the direction of motion of the body. In the case of an object that moves along a circular arc with a changing speed, the net force on the body may be decomposed into a perpendicular component that changes the direction of motion (the centripetal force), and a parallel, or tangential component, that changes the speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centripetal_force :p

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what's red and white?


pink.




*distant cough*

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Originally posted by Sigmund Freud
what's red and white?


pink.




*distant cough*
whats blue and fluffy???????



a blue bit of fluff.


tumbleweed rolls.....πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by silly mctall
whats blue and fluffy???????



a blue bit of fluff.


tumbleweed rolls.....πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
😡

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How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts?



With jammin'.





Thank you and goodnight. 😞

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Originally posted by mikelom
The centripetal force is the external force required to make a body follow a circular path at constant speed. The force is directed inward, toward the center of the circle. Hence it is a force requirement, not a particular kind of force. Any force (gravitational, electromagnetic, etc.) can act as a centripetal force. The term centripetal force comes from the ...[text shortened]... onent, that changes the speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centripetal_force :p
Cool, thanks mikelom.

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Originally posted by silly mctall
whats blue and fluffy???????



a blue bit of fluff.


tumbleweed rolls.....πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
go somewhere else with your high-brow, intellectualised humour!

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked: "What happened to the flea?"

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
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Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap! πŸ˜€

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WARNING: wasted electrons forum

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Originally posted by coquette
WARNING: wasted electrons forum
i think you mean neurons?