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@the-gravedigger said
Thats a cracker
How can you find a blind man on a nudist beach? Well, it's not hard.

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When I get to work, I hide. Good employees are hard to find.

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My neighbours listen to great music. Whether they like it or not.

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I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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@very-rusty said
Your jokes just keep getting more lame, quit while you well behind.

-VR
I like @FMF's jokes. Hoping he will jettison @divegeester somewhere in the North Atlantic.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
My hamster has stolen all my graph paper.

I think he's plotting something...
Sir, it's possible your hamster might be an old-school tabletop RPG grognard.

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My wife is threatening to throw me out of the house for my obsession with acting like a new anchor. More on this after the break.

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My wife and I were arguing about whose turn it was to do the laundry. It went on and on. Eventually, I threw in the towel.

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My son was chewing on electrical chords so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly.

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Midwives deserve a lot of respect.

They really help people out.

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I got fired from the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her.

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@torunn said
I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
Let’s eat, grandpa.

Let’s eat grandpa.

My, what a difference a comma makes.

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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

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