Jokes

I’ve discovered that there is actually a clinical name for the condition where you can’t sleep and keep getting up to munch food during the night; it’s called insomnomnomnomnia.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

You don't realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended license.

What do you get when you cross a map with a comedian?

A hilarious journey full of punchlines and directions!

If you encounter a spider in your house, hide quickly, so it spends the whole night worried where you are.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Halfway through you realise that you’ve had too much and hate yourself.

Khakis : What people in Boston use to start their cars.🤔

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

I’m currently reading a book about school truancy, by Marcus Absent.