Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

You don't realize how many back roads your town has until you ride with someone that has a suspended license.

What do you get when you cross a map with a comedian?

A hilarious journey full of punchlines and directions!

If you encounter a spider in your house, hide quickly, so it spends the whole night worried where you are.

Khakis : What people in Boston use to start their cars.🤔

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

I’m currently reading a book about school truancy, by Marcus Absent.

I told a joke at a Zoom Meeting, and no one laughed. It turns out I’m not remotely funny.

I named my horse Mayo
And sometimes he neighs.🤔

@Great-Big-Stees said
I named my horse Mayo
And sometimes he neighs.🤔

@Ponderable said
I ketchup with you later!

How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The Ghost of Christmas passed.

Prosecutor to Santa:

- Creeping around on rooftops after dark. Sackfuls of goods with no receipts. Not looking good is it?

🙂