Jokes

Roses are red and ready for plucking;

You’re 16 and ready for …








school.

My friend David had his ID stolen.
He’s now just Dav.🤔😲

Why did the DOI, ORCID, and ROR go to the bar?
To get a drink and unwind after a long day of being persistent!

Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.

If attacked koi A B and C will scatter leaving behind the D koi.

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.🤔😲

Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
But catscan.

@Great-Big-Stees said
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
But catscan.

Sign commonly seen over doors in Wuhan, China:

PLEASE CLOSE DOOR BEHIND YOU

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.

A horse was asked what gait he used.
He said decanter.🤔

The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.

@Ponderable said
The first thing on my bucket list? To fill the bucket with wine.

@Great-Big-Stees, nooo, blue left...
😏