Jokes

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

@wolfe63 said
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

As my son handed me a 60th birthday card, I looked at him with tears in my eyes and said: "Ya'know...one would have been enough."

I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

@whodey said
I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

@whodey said
I was addicted to the Hockey Pockey but I turned myself around............

@WOLFE63
Thank you, I share that on my fb page. 🙂

@wolfe63 said
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

@torunn said
@WOLFE63
Thank you, I share that on my fb page. 🙂

@caesar-salad said
I wish I had a joke half as good as that one.

@wolfe63 said
Light travels faster than sound: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

@whodey said
My math teacher in school said that I was only average, but then I thought, how mean.

A friend of mine who has(had) an alcohol/drug/pill problem was recently dead by overdose.
They were praising his miraculous advances of being medicated for schizophrenia whilst held prisoner under the mental health act.

@wolfe63 said
You're very welcome Lollo. 😀