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Come on, who are you kidding? We all know that Michelle Plassan didn't write that.

Edit - And it's quite good btw, even though I'd seen it before.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
the idea of being a sperm cell is cool. not.
edit: the idea of being your parents orgasm is even worse.
I've got no particular desire to go swimming back up my dad's willy.

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
I've got no particular desire to go swimming back up my dad's willy.
Neither have I. But if you were approaching a black hole you would stretch and not be even able to hold your own willy. In fact we are going backwards, relatively. The universe we live in is slowing down and will implode eventually, to a point at which it began. It will happen as fast as it exploded at the big bang. At that moment, if I were alive, I would love to be a sperm in my dada's bollks. Jut peeping out of the jap eye to see if it's really happening, and, if so, my god would I swim like Mark Spitz the other way!

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Originally posted by mikelom
Neither have I. But if you were approaching a black hole you would stretch and not be even able to hold your own willy. In fact we are going backwards, relatively. The universe we live in is slowing down and will implode eventually, to a point at which it began. It will happen as fast as it exploded at the big bang. At that moment, if I were alive, I would l ...[text shortened]... o see if it's really happening, and, if so, my god would I swim like Mark Spitz the other way!
In fact we are going backwards, relatively. The universe we live in is slowing down and will implode eventually, to a point at which it began.
- Wrong! The universe is not slowing down, no, the speed at which it is expanding is increasing! It seems weird but this is actually the case.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
[b]In fact we are going backwards, relatively. The universe we live in is slowing down and will implode eventually, to a point at which it began.
- Wrong! The universe is not slowing down, no, the speed at which it is expanding is increasing! It seems weird but this is actually the case.[/b]
Seen through 9 of the Calabi-Yau spaces... it is in fact slowing down faster than it is speeding up. Our perception of speed is all wrong! Relatively speaking of course.

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Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Phillip K Dick (total recall and Do androids dream of electric sheep (better known as Bladerunner)) wrote a sci-fi book based on that, I tried to read it but have to give up it was quite hard work and I have to confess that I am not much of a reader.

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Originally posted by stevetodd
Phillip K Dick (total recall and Do androids dream of electric sheep (better known as Bladerunner)) wrote a sci-fi book based on that, I tried to read it but have to give up it was quite hard work and I have to confess that I am not much of a reader.
So you don't read about Holymorphic Sympletic Manifolds then?

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Originally posted by mikelom
So you don't read about Holymorphic Sympletic Manifolds then?
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A holomorphic symplectic manifold (X, ¾ðŸ˜‰ is a compact complex
manifold X together with an everywhere non-degenerate holomorphic twoform
¾ 2 H0(X,­2
X). Here, we call ¾ everywhere non-degenerate if ¾ induces
an isomorphism TX ! ­X.

In scouse...... space laaaaaaaaaaa.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit


Someone is basically taking credit for someone else's comedic genius.

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Like you and Widget.

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Originally posted by stevetodd
Phillip K Dick (total recall and Do androids dream of electric sheep (better known as Bladerunner)) wrote a sci-fi book based on that,
Martin Amis too (Time's Arrow).

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Originally posted by Starrman
Like you and Widget.
I don't get it...

Don't you have a yellow diaper to change, sport?

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Originally posted by mikelom
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A holomorphic symplectic manifold (X, ¾ðŸ˜‰ is a compact complex
manifold X together with an everywhere non-degenerate holomorphic twoform
¾ 2 H0(X,­2
X). Here, we call ¾ everywhere non-degenerate if ¾ induces
an isomorphism TX ! ­X.

In scouse...... space laaaaaaaaaaa.
I didn't see the point (other than for historical reasons) holomorphic sympletic manifolds never really worked and were based on over enthuisicastic scientists in too much of a hurry, don't you think? I mean they never really solved the FULL connection to the brain, as far as I know every subject not only died within 5 years, but suffered brain tissue loss within 6 months

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Originally posted by stevetodd
I didn't see the point (other than for historical reasons) holomorphic sympletic manifolds never really worked and were based on over enthuisicastic scientists in too much of a hurry, don't you think? I mean they never really solved the FULL connection to the brain, as far as I know every subject not only died within 5 years, but suffered brain tissue loss within 6 months
Steve, you should read metaphysical or medicine, not quantum or astro?

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Originally posted by Dies Irae
This is plan is full of logical flaws. How can you have friends when you wake up from being dead? And what if you are a successful business man who slowly reverts back into poverty and then a terrible job at McDonalds or the like. Also, would I be conscious when I have to not only witness but participate in my parents concieving me?

All in all, a v ...[text shortened]... a sent me and explain to her why her forwarded "10 BLoNde Jokes" don't really make any sense.
It takes a little imagination dude. After all, our ability to create is what separates us from the lower forms of life on this speck of dust.

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Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
I think you have just seen the new advertisement showing on television.
Are you going to sell us a car next?