The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for Schooling that gets easier and easier.
You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, health spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Originally posted by Michelle PlassanWow. I think you're right.
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Originally posted by Michelle PlassanI like it, although spending 9 months inside a womb when you what's outside must be a drag 🙂
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Originally posted by Michelle Plassan🙂
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
You are a genius Michelle!
Let's do it!
🙂
Originally posted by Michelle PlassanRock on!
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Originally posted by Michelle PlassanHahahahah!
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol ...[text shortened]... spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
Very good. 😵
This is plan is full of logical flaws. How can you have friends when you wake up from being dead? And what if you are a successful business man who slowly reverts back into poverty and then a terrible job at McDonalds or the like. Also, would I be conscious when I have to not only witness but participate in my parents concieving me?
All in all, a very poor idea indeed, though it was presented in a specious manner to give the appearance of being pleasant.
Now excuse me, I have to reply to the email my Grandma sent me and explain to her why her forwarded "10 BLoNde Jokes" don't really make any sense.
Originally posted by SJ247Originally posted by mlprior
Copy/paste or not, I enjoyed. If only.
🙂
You are a genius Michelle!
Let's do it!
🙂
Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
Party on people!!! 😀
I prefer when people say, "Yes, I found this at such and such a site and wanted to share" I actually heard it on the radio 3 or so days ago.
Someone is basically taking credit for someone else's comedic genius.
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