Originally posted by Michelle PlassanCongratulations!
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!
You gave each of 4 people an orgasm just from copying and pasting this.
Originally posted by Michelle PlassanThe idea of going back into my mom's vagina doesn't appeal to me. Since I was a breach baby I would have to go head first.
The life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Meet many of your friends and family at your Funeral and see who really cares.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gol spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day and finally...you finish off as an orgasm!