limericks

so in english i have to write limericks for a poetry unit and heres what i came up with.

there was a guy named peter pan
who came from a place called never land
he found the lost boys
and made them his toys
michael jackson was that man

post yours this would be a fun one since i've seen the haiku one on here as well. if this is offensive to anyone i'll have this removed. enjoy.

Originally posted by kmac27
so in english i have to write limericks for a poetry unit and heres what i came up with.

there was a guy named peter pan
who came from a place called never land
he found the lost boys
and made them his toys
michael jackson was that man

post yours this would be a fun one since i've seen the haiku one on here as well. if this is offensive to anyone i'll have this removed. enjoy.

Integral z-squared dz
From one to the cube root of three
Is the square of the sine
Of three pi over nine
Times eight log of the ninth root of e.

😉

There once was a man from Vancouver
Who tried to solve a two-mover
But the boob, he said "Gee,
I can't find the key
No matter HOW I maneuver!"

A girl who was really quite rude
Played chess with some dude in the nude;
She announced to her date,
That she was ready to mate,
But her meaning was quite misconstrued.

There once was the son of a dentist
Who always behaved like a menace,
Making milk chocolate
And eating lots of it,
Wittywonka's his name if you didn't get it...

There was a gay man from Khartoum,
took a lesbian up to his room.
They lay on the bed
(all naked) and said:
"Who does what, with what, and to whom?"

Originally posted by wittywonka
There once was the son of a dentist
Who always behaved like a menace,
Making milk chocolate
And eating lots of it,
Wittywonka's his name if you didn't get it...

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
Was printed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille

Originally posted by HandyAndy
On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
Was printed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille

Originally posted by kmac27
so in english i have to write limericks for a poetry unit and heres what i came up with.

there was a guy named peter pan
who came from a place called never land
he found the lost boys
and made them his toys
michael jackson was that man

post yours this would be a fun one since i've seen the haiku one on here as well. if this is offensive to anyone i'll have this removed. enjoy.

There was a man from Cape Horn
Who wished that he never was born
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn

Tonight all my mind is a mess,
I've spent the whole week in distress.
I could get some sleep,
just count a few sheep,
instead I'm up practicing chess.

A worried young man from Stamboul
Discovered red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic.
Just wipe off the lipstick you fool!