limericks

Originally posted by mancityboy
A girl who was really quite rude
Played chess with some dude in the nude;
She announced to her date,
That she was ready to mate,
But her meaning was quite misconstrued.

Originally posted by reader1107
Did your teacher talk about the rhythm of limericks and the syllable count?

Originally posted by adam warlock
Can you please tell me about it so I can try to do a right limmerick...

Mary had a little lamb,
and couldn't stop it gruntin,
she tied it to the garden gate
and kicked it's f..kin c.nt in.

Clean ones only from now, please....thank you!

There was a young man from New York
Who ate up his pork with a fork
A fellow came by
and slapped his left eye
And he swallowed the fork with the pork.
(turned in to my english class as a freshman in Anchorage HS)
The teach got a giggle anyway.

Originally posted by kmac27
so in english i have to write limericks for a poetry unit and heres what i came up with.

there was a guy named peter pan
who came from a place called never land
he found the lost boys
and made them his toys
michael jackson was that man

post yours this would be a fun one since i've seen the haiku one on here as well. if this is offensive to anyone i'll have this removed. enjoy.

Originally posted by sonhouse
There was a young man from New York
Who ate up his pork with a fork
A fellow came by
and slapped his left eye
And he swallowed the fork with the pork.
(turned in to my english class as a freshman in Anchorage HS)
The teach got a giggle anyway.

Originally posted by wittywonka
There once was the son of a dentist
Who always behaved like a menace,
Making milk chocolate
And eating lots of it,
Wittywonka's his name if you didn't get it...

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Though it seems that most of the time,
an amateur's lim'rick's lines rhyme,
there's an expansion
of dubious scansion
by which I mean there is a tendency for the syllable counts of limericks in this thread to deviate from the format for limericks in general, which is bad though not likely a crime.

Originally posted by Bobski
Mary had a little lamb,
and couldn't stop it gruntin,
she tied it to the garden gate
and kicked it's f..kin c.nt in.

Clean ones only from now, please....thank you!

Originally posted by reader1107
http://www.ehow.com/how_3332_write-limerick.html

http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclass/limerickcontesthelp.html

Originally posted by adam warlock
At first it seemed all so tricky...
Do's and not do's. All so picky!
I've tried and couldn't do,
But now I ask tou you:
Is this lim'rick right and chicky?

There was a fat clown named Moore
Who tried to upstage Al Gore
He had a few pies and wrote a few lies
And now he's looking for more.

There was a sad prophet named Gore
Who wanted to be a 'Mike Moore'
He failed at school, a professional fool
Who ended up being a bore.