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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'd run for the hills, personally, and buy a house in Saxony.
A fate worse than death for an Arletian used to the finer things of life, like any culture whatsoever.

(What do use you to feed the Kids, Goat? Got a thousand nipples?)

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A fate worse than death for an Arletian used to the finer things of life, like any culture whatsoever.

(What do use you to feed the Kids, Goat? Got a thousand nipples?)
Hundreds and thousands, obviously.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
(What do use you to feed the Kids, Goat? Got a thousand nipples?)
I thought he was the father, not the mother? There might be hundreds of mothers.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I thought he was the father, not the mother?
Shub-Niggurath cares little for human gender distinctions. But I take your point.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A fate worse than death for an Arletian used to the finer things of life, like any culture whatsoever.

(What do use you to feed the Kids, Goat? Got a thousand nipples?)
A harem.

EDIT - You can buy a nice house in Hungary or Roum too, Duke Arles. We've imported the harem idea here from the Turks and it's a ton of fun!

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Sounds idyllic. I think a dilettante life in exile is the Duke Duke Duke Duke of Arles.
Wait a second - are those really the lyrics of the song?! I always thought it was "Duke of Earl" but I never had any clue where "Earl" was.

EDIT - Hmm. We'll have to see if the Saxons have good relation with the English. We can probably import some. I will get on that right now! They have sexy sheep there too.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
We'll have to see if the Saxons have good relation with the English.
The Saxons are on such good terms with the English that they'll soon be giving new meaning to the term Anglo-Saxon.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
You have an angle on an Anglo-Saxon sex on?
The fleshpots of Hastings await you.

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Purely hypothetical question about troop movement--

Army X invades Province A from Province B at the same time as enemy army Y invades Province C from Province A. Do X & Y fight each other?

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