Originally posted by SuzianneIf you were a man, I very much doubt that you'd have taken the amount of time you have in complaining.
I very much doubt you'd take this tone with me if I were a man.
One of the things you have complained about has been No1's diplomacy, which has admittedly brought the roof down around his ears. What of yours? I'm a continent away and I wish I could get there quick enough to help in what will undoubtedly be a failed, but valiant, attempt to shut off the flow of complaining. How many realms are now at, or past, your doorstep? And now, if we are to believe you, even the Game Moderator has turned on you, a singular testimony to the successes of your diplomatic efforts.
And what in the wide, wide of sports does that mean, that you doubt I'd take that tone with you if you were a man? Because your other gender would then somehow make your complaining admirable? Your manliness would make me cringe in fear at the thought of crossing words with you? That comment was ludicrous.
I very much doubt you'd take this tone with me, if you were winning.
Originally posted by GottschalkMy roof's still up, Duke of Acquitaine. It's hard to make one treachery proof and I've had two allies in one game sell me out. Losing Venice is a setback, of course, but I still have a sizable army and one of the largest fleets. One of my enemies has been overran and another looks like it is suddenly at war with the strongest power on the map. I'm not dead yet.
If you were a man, I very much doubt that you'd have taken the amount of time you have in complaining.
One of the things you have complained about has been No1's diplomacy, which has admittedly brought the roof down around his ears. What of yours? I'm a continent away and I wish I could get there quick enough to help in what will undoubtedly be a fai ...[text shortened]... ment was ludicrous.
I very much doubt you'd take this tone with me, if you were winning.
Originally posted by no1marauderWedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
... I'm not dead yet.
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]
King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!
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Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Originally posted by PhlabibitðŸ˜
Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and s ...[text shortened]... ing up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Originally posted by PhlabibitLOL - good one....rec!
Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and s ...[text shortened]... ing up And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Originally posted by GottschalkBesides, No1 talks like that to all his enemies. For which I must thank him.
If you were a man, I very much doubt that you'd have taken the amount of time you have in complaining.
One of the things you have complained about has been No1's diplomacy, which has admittedly brought the roof down around his ears. What of yours? I'm a continent away and I wish I could get there quick enough to help in what will undoubtedly be a fai ...[text shortened]... ment was ludicrous.
I very much doubt you'd take this tone with me, if you were winning.
Originally posted by buffalobillThat thing is bad-assed!
One I must share with you all is about this amazing siege engine in Jutland. It's now been through three battles and captured twice - yet still hangs in there. It must be commanded by Corporal Nobby Nobbes.
http://www.classic-castle.com/events/contest/cccontest3/images/6061c.jpg
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