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Originally posted by Suzianne
"Why the hell wouldn't I drive elephants over the mountains?"
Hannibal--the ultimate SUV salesman.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
If you can name a single time in this game when I've broken my word, you win a cookie. That being said, if someone was soooooooooo stupid as to give me a chance to destroy them with mimimal effort when they had done absolutely nothing to earn my trust, I probably would. I wonder how many players wouldn't?
Really?? Ok, so you ARE going to wipe out the Mamlukes!

So you would... or you wouldn't...

Geeez, get your story straight, please...

Do you really think that absolutely nothing you say also applies to you? What an ego! What a maroon!

(oh, BTW, ask Arles about broken promises... ask Aragon... ask the Mamlukes in a few turns... a few turns after that, ask Castile... no need to ask Morocco or the Golden Horde... they're probably too smart to believe your lies in the first place)

(chocolate chip, please... no nuts 😀 )

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Originally posted by Suzianne
(oh, BTW, ask Arles about broken promises... ask Aragon... ask the Mamlukes in a few turns... a few turns after that, ask Castile... no need to ask Morocco or the Golden Horde... they're probably too smart to believe your lies in the first place)
Like I said before--the Doge has never broken his word to Aragon. (Just keeping the record straight. I know what you're referring to--but the lie was mine).

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Originally posted by Gottschalk
That is, I think, a vestigial remnant of the same game engine that runs the Dragonwars game by the same outfit. In that game, there is a limit to the amount of the map that you can see, but you can share your map view (scout) for another realm.

So, I'm confused... IS this a sewing circle, or not? And how can I win a cookie?
No need to be confused, we've been doing this since Turn 1. Ohhhh, that's right, you're new here, I forgot.

Quick, there's still time to sign up for the suicide team... Venice and Sicily will need more victims (oops, I mean allies) soon.

As for winning a cookie, stick around. Sign up now, and you, too, might be the recipient of Italian broken promises... What's that? No, giving up all chances of winning the game is indeed a small price to pay for the priviledge! Hep, two, three, four... follow the Mamlukes into the depths of oblivion! (I believe the end of the line is right after Castile...)

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Oh, I have an opinion alright but you don't want to hear it and I sure don't want to enlighten you... then I would be the stupid one... sheesh...

And no, my plan to attack Calabria was not obvious... at least not to you. When I gave my reasons for not needing to ally with Sicily, even you said at the time that what I said made sense and that you were sa ...[text shortened]... ellect)(haha!), but at least I'm not completely stupid, nor blinded by my hyperinflated ego.
I allied with you so I could invade Macedonia with a small force to divert Hungarian troops without worrying about your fleet. I acted satisfied with your explanation but as you are a minor Heather, I didn't believe one word of it. No one told me about any invasion of Calabria, but you're building up of a big fleet and leaving large forces on Crete made your intentions clear. That's why you actually look at where the units are rather than taking the word of others. That's a MD Strategy tip. I'm glad you were sooooooooooo afraid of Italy you scrapped your plans just because I didn't play ball.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Really?? Ok, so you ARE going to wipe out the Mamlukes!

So you would... or you wouldn't...

Geeez, get your story straight, please...

Do you really think that absolutely nothing you say also applies to you? What an ego! What a maroon!

(oh, BTW, ask Arles about broken promises... ask Aragon... ask the Mamlukes in a few turns... a few turns aft ...[text shortened]... too smart to believe your lies in the first place)

(chocolate chip, please... no nuts 😀 )
Ask Arles all you want; I kept every bargain and he broke 3 of them. Aragon's already answered. E-mail the Mamulukes. Ask King Phil.

Right now, despite my position which is not great, though not so lame as yours, I declared war on Morocco when they attacked the Mamulukes. I remain allied with the Mamulukes. If you look at the map, FOR A CHANGE, you'll see I'm in no position to do anything against the Mamulukes even if I wanted to. I'm quite content with the share of your territories I gained in Asia Minor, Princess Dimwit; they'll be more gold value then everything you have left.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No need to be confused, we've been doing this since Turn 1. Ohhhh, that's right, you're new here, I forgot.

Quick, there's still time to sign up for the suicide team... Venice and Sicily will need more victims (oops, I mean allies) soon.

As for winning a cookie, stick around. Sign up now, and you, too, might be the recipient of Italian broken promis ...[text shortened]... kes into the depths of oblivion! (I believe the end of the line is right after Castile...)
The Mamulukes pretty much crushed you. You failed to defend adequately against them even though they were an obvious threat to you. And even though you had a larger army and much larger fleet. You were militarily incompetent. I suspect the Morocco-Aragon-Castile steamroller will run over you before the Mamulukes are finished off; you're far weaker.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Like I said before--the Doge has never broken his word to Aragon. (Just keeping the record straight. I know what you're referring to--but the lie was mine).
refreshing.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
refreshing.
Refreshing that the lie was someone else's and not Venice's?

Yes, I agree.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
refreshing.
Hey King--haven't heard from you in a while. Learnt to speak Turk?

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Refreshing that the lie was someone else's and not Venice's?

Yes, I agree.
Like I said, Douche of Bavaria, name one lie I've told anybody in this game. We know you lied to Poland; that's on the record (where was that help against the Teutons?).

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Like I said, Douche of Bavaria, name one lie I've told anybody in this game. We know you lied to Poland; that's on the record (where was that help against the Teutons?).
Dong of Venice,

There has never been any admittance or confirmation of any lie concerning Poland. It was a conclusion you drew yourself.
As to the Polish help, it was late arriving because of an Aragonese issue I had to deal with that was unexpected. The forces did, in fact, arrive, they were just late to the party. Other arrangements have since been made.

Edit: Ya know....this silly name calling thing is getting rather old... For everyone's sake, lets just stop.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Dong of Venice,
Douche and Dong. Throw in some reefer madness and you've got a classic on your hands.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Douche and Dong. Throw in some reefer madness and you've got a classic on your hands.
That was good.... thanks for the laugh....REC

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Dong of Venice,

There has never been any admittance or confirmation of any lie concerning Poland. It was a conclusion you drew yourself.
As to the Polish help, it was late arriving because of an Aragonese issue I had to deal with that was unexpected. The forces did, in fact, arrive, they were just late to the party. Other arrangements have since been ...[text shortened]... ....this silly name calling thing is getting rather old... For everyone's sake, lets just stop.
I agree... I refer to myself as a southern girl once and you call me queen for weeks on end.

As for the lie by Bosse, it cut our fleet deep. It was treachery. Doge might be a pain in the ass for you cry-babies, but at least he's been honest.

Again, let's stop the name calling, ok gerk?

King!

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