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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Princess Dimwit, I've talked with the Mamlukes and he's quite happy he told me. I've invited him to RHP to share a laugh at you if he's got time.

King!
Ok, then it's official... he really must be stupid!

I wonder if I can sell him a bridge over the Bosphorus...

http:/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosporus_Bridge

(maybe he can also explain his last proclamation)

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Originally posted by buffalobill
He's just lost a 19 gold province and he's *happy*? Better tone down that stuff you're feeding him.
plus an 11 gold one the turn before that 🙂

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I meant happy with No.1 and Me as allies, we are not the ones scrwing him over. No one is 'happy' to lose land, and it's not like No.1 and I caused it to 'happen'.

King!

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Originally posted by buffalobill
He's just lost a 19 gold province and he's *happy*? Better tone down that stuff you're feeding him.
I'm shocked! What they're feeding him is nothing but the finest 100% Grade A Arabian horse manure, I'll have you know!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm shocked! What they're feeding him is nothing but the finest 100% Grade A Arabian horse manure, I'll have you know!
You really are dim.

King!

Edit! Soooooo very dim.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
plus an 11 gold one the turn before that 🙂
He's still got 19 more than you, Princess Dimwit.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I'm shocked! What they're feeding him is nothing but the finest 100% Grade A Arabian horse manure, I'll have you know!
You really are the biggest idiot I've ever dealt with. Again and for the record, NO ONE in this game can cite a single instance where I've lied to ANYBODY. Not even YOU. So for you to keep claiming I have is just a blatant falsehood, something you seem to spew out in every post. I had no idea the Moroccans were going to attack the Mamulukes; ASK HIM (Nook7) if he told me he was going to. I declared war on Morocco because he did, you Dumb Bitch. Those are the facts, on the record.

EDIT: And one more time: The Mamulukes had moved their fleet and troops to your borders BEFORE I even knew there was a new player in the game! So how, in the name of God, did I accomplish that???

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I meant happy with No.1 and Me as allies, we are not the ones scrwing him over. No one is 'happy' to lose land, and it's not like No.1 and I caused it to 'happen'.

King!
No, you did not "cause it to happen". You merely sowed the seeds and let him make his own choice, ill-equipped though he was to make it. And now you sit back and watch his destruction. Good plan, although a tiny bit hypocritical.

As for "screwing him over", I have to admit, he did it to himself (with some prompting and the promise of "easy riches" ).

So now he has Tarsus (13 gold) and Edessa (10 gold) instead of Egypt (19 gold) and Jerusalem (11 gold)... plus, now he has 5 nations that will try to take a bite out of his butt instead of just 2... what a brilliant choice! Oh, yeah, I'd sure be happy about that...

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Originally posted by no1marauder
He's still got 19 more than you, Princess Dimwit.
*Really??*

How interesting that that is precisely the value of Egypt. And you call ME dim!

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Originally posted by no1marauder
You really are the biggest idiot I've ever dealt with. Again and for the record, NO ONE in this game can cite a single instance where I've lied to ANYBODY. Not even YOU. So for you to keep claiming I have is just a blatant falsehood, something you seem to spew out in every post. I had no idea the Moroccans were going to attack the Mamulukes; ASK HIM (Noo ...[text shortened]... knew there was a new player in the game! So how, in the name of God, did I accomplish that???
On page 8, you said you were going to pillage England.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
On page 8, you said you were going to pillage England.

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He still might.

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Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Well now, that is a matter for debate and discussion, isnt it? Who says that ANYONE has to go after their neighbors? You certainly have not restricted yourself to that. Neither has anyone with a fleet. Certainly I have been restricted since I have not had a fleet for the majority of the game, however, that is changing soon. There are ample potential targ ...[text shortened]... rry, not your business. The point is, he did not live up to his end, thus voiding the alliance.
Your brand spanking new fleet is sitting with your old one at the bottom of the sea. Sure you can keep building more and IF everybody keeps making it easy for you that fleet will break out into the Med and from their it can attack A) The Spanish; B) The Hungarians or C) The Moroccans. So it would behoove the 3 of them not to let you get a fleet into the Med, wouldn't it?

You're hilarious BTW. The Horde attacked Poland, too but I don't see you going after them let you are the Teutons. Guess you couldn't get other countries to do most of the work there.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, you did not "cause it to happen". You merely sowed the seeds and let him make his own choice, ill-equipped though he was to make it. And now you sit back and watch his destruction. Good plan, although a tiny bit hypocritical.

As for "screwing him over", I have to admit, he did it to himself (with some prompting and the promise of "easy riches"😉.
...[text shortened]... instead of just 2... what a brilliant choice! Oh, yeah, I'd sure be happy about that...
YOU were going to attack him!!! Your posts are getting more and more ridiculous. His best chance of avoiding being destroyed was allying with one of his potential enemies (Morocco) and warring on the weaker one (you). That is actual STRATEGY, something you know zero about. IF Morocco and Aragon ever decided to attack him he was screwed anyway. This gave him a chance to avoid that; he took it. I wanted the Moroccans and the Spanish to hit Hungarian territory. ASK THEM.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
You really are the biggest idiot I've ever dealt with. Again and for the record, NO ONE in this game can cite a single instance where I've lied to ANYBODY. Not even YOU. So for you to keep claiming I have is just a blatant falsehood, something you seem to spew out in every post. I had no idea the Moroccans were going to attack the Mamulukes; ASK HIM (Noo ...[text shortened]... knew there was a new player in the game! So how, in the name of God, did I accomplish that???
Can we tone down the sexist talk? I take offence to you calling Suzi a "dumb bitch". She's still around and will be here when you're gone.

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