My First American Soccer Game

Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? Double As or the heavy duty types? Also, how do you prevent your bag of urine from accidentally leaking or spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

I have so many questions.

Originally posted by darvlay
Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? ...[text shortened]... r spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

I have so many questions.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Don't forget your road-flare and igniter!

P-

Bring a towel.

Will Messi Kaka be playing or is he over 20?

Originally posted by darvlay
How do people conceal all these acoutrements effectively? Is it as simple as duct-taping it to your back a la Die Hard?

Originally posted by darvlay
Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? ...[text shortened]... r spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

I have so many questions.

Originally posted by darvlay
Tonight, I have tickets to see a friendly between the Argentina and Canada U-20 teams. I have never been to a professional soccer match in my life. From what I hear, Argentina has one of the best U-20 teams and has won the U-20 World Cup five times.

Does anyone have some advice or etiquette lessons for me? What kind of batteries do you prefer to throw? ...[text shortened]... r spilling? Is it difficult to throw a bag of urine with accuracy?

I have so many questions.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Which team will you be supporting?

If Canada, then to be an effective soccer fan, you need to learn chants about the Falklands.

And remember, this isn't NFL or basketball or rounders... you will not have a prompter telling you when and what to chant. You're on your own, Darvin.

Have a good one.

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
And remember, this isn't NFL or basketball or rounders... you will not have a prompter telling you when and what to chant. You're on your own, Darvin.
D

Originally posted by 1WhiteKnight
lol 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Originally posted by darvlay
Hey there, White Knight of the Ku Klux Klan. Do you have any suggestions for me or know of any good Anti-Argentina songs?

Originally posted by 1WhiteKnight
Ku Klux Klan ???? You'll have to explain that one to me.

Enjoy the game mate. Its U20 and while it will possibly be great to see some of the young talent coming through I doubt this will be a game you remember for the atmosphere. Like I said just enjoy the game mate.

Originally posted by darvlay
Oooh, I like the idea of the chants. Can you teach me one?

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Here's a complicated one to start you off... when (if) Canada have a bit of prolonged possession, shout "OLE" every time the Canucks complete a pass.

If you hear..."El que no salta es un inglés" (the one not jumping is an Englishman), make sure you start jumping.

D