Necrophilia jokes

Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

Necrophilia is always better the second time round....

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Sometimes necrophilia is the best way to relax, all you need to do to is lay back and open up a cold one.

I used to be a necrophiliac until some body split on me.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I used to be a necrophiliac until some body split on me.

My ex called me a necrophiliac on our first date. She didnt say much after that... but it left her cold

Necrophilia? I just thought you were the silent type.

i am into necrophilia, bestiality and sadism.
am i just flogging a dead horse ?

Originally posted by scoop122
i am into necrophilia, bestiality and sadism.
am i just flogging a dead horse ?

That one's pretty good 🙂

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That one's pretty good 🙂

ty 🙂😀

Originally posted by scoop122
ty 🙂😀

Not quite worthy of a precious rec though 🙁 Those things are valuable these days!

Necrophilia - Think inside the box.....


Some say it's dead boring, though. 😉

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no, it's re-using