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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome.

So, how are you getting there?"
We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late.

So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's
gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced.

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser, "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful!" exclaimed the woman, "Not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, becau se as we toured the Vatican a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the crappy haircut?"

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hahahahahaha! Wasn't expecting that - 😀

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, ...[text shortened]... "Where'd you get the crappy haircut?"
Thanks....made me smile....🙂

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, ...[text shortened]... "Where'd you get the crappy haircut?"
Hahahahaha, like it. Cheers 😀

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Well that one reminds of another one...

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Nice. 🙂

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Very funny!

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good one

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What a crappy story. Of course it's a copy-and-paste, too. And the formatting is really annoying, far too many paragraphs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What a crappy story. Of course it's a copy-and-paste, too. And the formatting is really annoying, far too many paragraphs.

(-;
So negative.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What a crappy story. Of course it's a copy-and-paste, too. And the formatting is really annoying, far too many paragraphs.

(-;
The Pope just called me and asked where you got that crappy attitude?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
The Pope just called me and asked where you got that crappy attitude?
I work with a lady like this. One time we asked her what she'd do if she won powerball, it was up near 160 Million.

"I wouldn't want to win, do you realize how much money you need to pay in taxes?!"

Duuuuur. That's just plain stupid.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I work with a lady like this. One time we asked her what she'd do if she won powerball, it was up near 160 Million.

"I wouldn't want to win, do you realize how much money you need to pay in taxes?!"

Duuuuur. That's just plain stupid.

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If I win it, I will very willing pay ALL of the taxes owed on it, donate a significant amount to worthy charities, another amount to family and friends and put a nice sized chunk away for my immediate family and me. Oh, and there is a nice tidy sum with your name on it too!!

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LittleBear says will you please stop copying his jokes. 🙁

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=8622&page=12

Thread 8622 @ page 12

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
LittleBear says will you please stop copying his jokes. 🙁

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=8622&page=12

Thread 8622 @ page 12
sorry, didn't read little bear's post... Now that I have seen it, I found it much more difficult to read with all those question marks in the text. Sort of like when two different comedians tell the same joke, one may be funnier than the other because of his/her delivery. Maybe my delivery was better. Go figure. Thank you for your well performed duty as purveyor of the posts. Keep up the great work.

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