Originally posted by tomtom232He was abducted by chess-playing nudist aliens. I heard it went down like this:
...where is he I haven't seen him post in a long time..I wonder why he hasn't posted..do any of you know why?
Ship lands in yard. Nudist alien female departs ship and spies David. "Take me to your leader," she declares in a sexy alien voice.
He thinks about it a moment, and debates. Introduce her to the prez? Bad idea. Introduce her to his wife? Worse idea. Then it hits him: "No, take me to your leader," he replies.
"I asked first," she insists.
"Want to fight it out over a chess match?" he desperately offers.
"You play chess on your pathetic little planet?"
"But of course! Take me back with you and I will show you moves that will make you ... um ..." but then he lost his train of thought as he forgot to keep making eye contact with her and his eyes got a little lost wandering down her light blue body instead.
She sighed in exasperation -- apparently the only difference between alien men and Earth men is skin color. But she decided he was kind of cute so she took him back with her.
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Originally posted by pawnhandlerIm so stupid😠 I took the same chic to my leader and he nailed her:'(
He was abducted by chess-playing nudist aliens. I heard it went down like this:
Ship lands in yard. Nudist alien female departs ship and spies David. "Take me to your leader," she declares in a sexy alien voice.
He thinks about it a moment, and debates. Introduce her to the prez? Bad idea. Introduce her to his wife? Worse idea. Then it hi ...[text shortened]... color. But she decided he was kind of cute so she took him back with her.
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Originally posted by pawnhandlerNow that was a little funny.
He was abducted by chess-playing nudist aliens. I heard it went down like this:
Ship lands in yard. Nudist alien female departs ship and spies David. "Take me to your leader," she declares in a sexy alien voice.
He thinks about it a moment, and debates. Introduce her to the prez? Bad idea. Introduce her to his wife? Worse idea. Then it hi ...[text shortened]... color. But she decided he was kind of cute so she took him back with her.
Word.
Sorry all...comp probs and Dr. appts have kept me a little sidelined for awhile.
Didn't realize I was being missed 😀
Dave