Non-chess sentences with chess words

“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks!”

Patiently waiting in a dive bar Down Under,
For a friend who arrives two hours late.
To the bartender I said, "Please, two cold beers and some bread, but only if it's fresh and not stalemate."

Oil is like a wild animal. Whoever captures it has it.

J. Paul Getty

While not a queen, Catherine the Great was rumored to ride a horse inside the castle while the bishops were pinned down by force...

Hey mate, how about a beer?

@Ponderable
Crikey! A round of Victoria Bitter it is for the three of us, including my friend, Alek Hine. I can't get Alek to buy a round. When questioned about this, Alek Hine's defense is that he's already been too aggressive with a knight's advance of pay.

@ktadaddy

So has the Victoria Bitter been named in honour of the Queen?

I’ve been done 64 times for attacking bishops; I’ve got a chequered past.

got a ticket for driving too slow en passant lane

A horse, a horse
My king got taken by a knight!

It’s a rookie move but I’m quite board, so I’m off to move with the travel set.