Not getting any

Originally posted by shavixmir
Ironically, the rest of us would love to gag both of you...

That hurts. :'(

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I must say that I find you intriguing, fascinating even.

Carry on.

Nah, I don't want to turn into a self-narrating zoo exhibit.

Originally posted by mokko
Well I'm sure I could just show a little leg outside my front door and get a "booty" call. That's just so low class.

I just hate how you never really think about it until you're not getting it. Then it's all you ever think about. 😳

I'd like to say i relate to that but as a red blooded male i have to say it makes no sense to me at all. You never thought about it while you were having it? What were you thinking about out of interest? The state of third world poverty? 😛

Originally posted by marinakatomb
I'd like to say i relate to that but as a red blooded male i have to say it makes no sense to me at all. You never thought about it while you were having it? What were you thinking about out of interest? The state of third world poverty? 😛

Lol!
Miscommunication at it's best.

When I was getting it every day I never had to think about not getting it. It was there on demand. Now however it's not there on demand and it's driving me mad trying not to think about it!

Originally posted by mokko
Lol!
Miscommunication at it's best.

When I was getting it every day I never had to think about not getting it. It was there on demand. Now however it's not there on demand and it's driving me mad trying not to think about it!

Well talking about it can't help! (See, definately male 😉) Seriously though, there are plenty of guys out there looking for a woman who demands sex, shouldn't be a problem 😛

Originally posted by mokko
When I was getting it every day I never had to think about not getting it. It was there on demand. Now however it's not there on demand and it's driving me mad trying not to think about it!

What is this "it" that everybody keeps talking about?

D

Originally posted by mokko
Lol!
Miscommunication at it's best.

When I was getting it every day I never had to think about not getting it. It was there on demand. Now however it's not there on demand and it's driving me mad trying not to think about it!

Well, er, actually, you can get it on demand. It depends on how much you want to pay for that access...and how badly.


That's my 2p....

Originally posted by Ragnorak
What is this "it" that everybody keeps talking about?

D

My first thought when I saw the thread-title was that it was about wrecks. 😉

Originally posted by DOlivier2004
Well, er, actually, you can get it on demand. It depends on how much you want to pay for that access...and how badly.


That's my 2p....

PAY FOR ACCESS??????

😞

I'll suffer it out slowly and painfully alone.

Hey! Where the heck have all my batteries gone? 😠

Well this just keeps getting better and better. 🙁

Originally posted by mokko
PAY FOR ACCESS??????

😞

I'll suffer it out slowly and painfully alone.

Hey! Where the heck have all my batteries gone? 😠

Well this just keeps getting better and better. 🙁

You need a plug in model and some pictures of David Hasslehoff during the Bayatch years. I believe Ragnorak can send you some.


Edit: I think we need to start an RHP pool for when you next get laid. I for one have my money on Halloween, surely there's a party you can go to and share your treats? I think a skimpy 'bad witch' costume is the way to go.

Originally posted by mokko
PAY FOR ACCESS??????

😞

I'll suffer it out slowly and painfully alone.

Hey! Where the heck have all my batteries gone? 😠

Well this just keeps getting better and better. 🙁

Okay, okay...I get the hint.

What's your address?
You better have the champaign and strawberries ready, I don't do these little favours for free you know!

Originally posted by mokko
Ok, now I don't know about the rest of you but I've been going "without" for a long time now. Am I the only one who sees everything interms of the nasty these days? Good lord it's like everywhere I look I'm constantly reminded of what I'm missing out on. Mabye it's time to shave my legs!


On second thought......naw.....not worth the cost of a razor. 😛

Lets look at this picture.. you say it has been what six months? right..
When did you join this site? back in Apr '05..

I kinda feel the answer to your problem is so close...
But just.. can't seem... to see it..

Can you? 😉

Originally posted by marinakatomb
Well talking about it can't help! (See, definately male 😉) Seriously though, there are plenty of guys out there looking for a woman who demands sex, shouldn't be a problem 😛

Women demand sex from me all the time. Not because I find the right women, but because I know how to handle them. Mokko obviously isn't going to lie on her porch with her legs open and wait for someone to throw her a bone (pun intended). It wouldn't make her happy or fill the hole (no pun intended) that she's missing.

Many men would be happy with that, but for women it's about the kissing and the cuddling and the foreplay and the sensitivity as much as it is about the hard pounding screaming orgasms. Learn to give that first.

And it's only been 90 days because I chose to not find someone else right now.

Originally posted by Coconut
And it's only been 90 days because I chose to not find someone else right now.

Only 90 days? I'd have sworn you'd been whining about it for much longer than that.

Originally posted by Coconut
but for women it's about the kissing and the cuddling and the foreplay

Foreplay? You mean ripping off her skirt and locking the toilet door?