Not getting any

Originally posted by sasquatch672

Darvlay - one of the greatest quotes ever! "Stomping on scrotums with golf cleats..."

Brings a new meaning to "golf bags".

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I know this will reduce me to Neanderthal status, but I can't help it. You just haven't been done right. I don't mean that disrespectfully at all, and I hope you understand that. You have a part of you that was designed - that God made - to feel good. If you haven't found the man, woman, or goat that does it for you, you've got to keep looking. Sex is a good and great freaking treasure and you're missing out.

Nothing that a good chocolate sunday can't more than make up for. 😛

Originally posted by mokko
Nothing that a good Chocolate Sunday can't more than make up for. 😛

Don't be talking about kirksey like that, it ain't right.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I know this will reduce me to Neanderthal status, but I can't help it. You just haven't been done right. I don't mean that disrespectfully at all, and I hope you understand that. You have a part of you that was designed - that God made - to feel good. If you haven't found the man, woman, or goat that does it for you, you've got to keep looking. Sex is a good and great freaking treasure and you're missing out.

Uh...dude...

Did you actually read what she wrote?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I know this will reduce me to Neanderthal status, but I can't help it. You just haven't been done right. I don't mean that disrespectfully at all, and I hope you understand that. You have a part of you that was designed - that God made - to feel good. If you haven't found the man, woman, or goat that does it for you, you've got to keep looking. Sex is a good and great freaking treasure and you're missing out.

You don't even know me, and yet you assume you know better who I am or who I am supposed to be than I do myself. Don't you think that's pretty arrogant?

Originally posted by Coconut
Women demand sex from me all the time.

And do you pay them in buscuits so they can feel their guide dogs?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
What's wrong Shavvy? You feeling froggy?

I don't know what feeling froggy means. If it means I want to dip my own legs in hot garlic butter and eat them....then, hell yeah I feel froggy.

But anyways, what I'm suggesting is that Nordlys has written various posts in this thread revealing quite detailed information about the circumstances she resides in.
Perhaps you didn't quite get the jist of what was written?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
I did not, Mark. I read the thread, but I must have missed what you're talking about. Leave it to you, you greasy Englishman, to dip your legs in butter.

Shav is English, pass it on.

P-

Originally posted by shavixmir
I don't know what feeling froggy means. If it means I want to dip my own legs in hot garlic butter and eat them....then, hell yeah I feel froggy.

But anyways, what I'm suggesting is that Nordlys has written various posts in this thread revealing quite detailed information about the circumstances she resides in.
Perhaps you didn't quite get the jist of what was written?

It's probably a severe case of Neurotypical Syndrome. Quote from http://isnt.autistics.org/ :

"Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity.

Neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one, or the only correct one."

😉

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Shav is English, pass it on.

P-

Well, it's better to be English than...than....

Nope. It's not.