Not getting any

Originally posted by Nordlys
Nah, I don't want to turn into a self-narrating zoo exhibit.

Dear lord! Is it just me or is it getting a little warm in here! Excuse me while I step outside for some fresh air and a cigarette.

Originally posted by mokko
Dear lord! Is it just me or is it getting a little warm in here! Excuse me while I step outside for some fresh air and a cigarette.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't worry, they all are. Why do you think I come here throwing peanuts?

Originally posted by Bowmann
Don't worry, they all are. Why do you think I come here throwing peanuts?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you sure you're not inside the cage as well mon ami? Last I saw you, you were in the monkey exhibit grooming ticks out of katty's fur.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Nordlys, this weekend I was in the company of a delightful woman who I've just recently met and who is a bit older than I. I was in need of comfort following my beloved Notre Dame's loss in American college football to the top-ranked team in the country. So, although it was a Saturday night, and I had no right or reason to expect her to be home, I c ...[text shortened]... lot of other risks besides, and reap the rewards that are out there for people who take charge.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
we spent the next two hours making animal noises.

Hmmmm....chess players, not getting laid? Now I've seen everything. 😛

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Nordlys, this weekend I was in the company of a delightful woman who I've just recently met and who is a bit older than I. I was in need of comfort following my beloved Notre Dame's loss in American college football to the top-ranked team in the country. So, although it was a Saturday night, and I had no right or reason to expect her to be home, I c ...[text shortened]... lot of other risks besides, and reap the rewards that are out there for people who take charge.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
It';s mine!