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Originally posted by sasquatch672
It was mostly gorillas.
I prefer the dolphin

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
The Stillers. Which was actually my first football team, on account of the Mean Joe Greene Coke commercial. Nah, if she was a Giants fan we'd never have gotten that far.
I'm a cowboys fan. So I guess we'll never get this far?

Anyway, NFL Sunday Ticket would impress her. Just refer my name when you sign up.

ps. I don't think Coconut will do

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Originally posted by Coconut
I'm a cowboys fan. So I guess we'll never get this far?

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I don't Saquatch goes for boys, so you're probably out of luck. Try Bowmann.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Moral of the story - one, after a long hiatus, I have once again returned to the status of sexual tyrannosaurus. Secondly, sure, sex might occasionally cause problems. Living causes problems. You can live a nice, safe, risk-free life, and be content with very small pleasures. Or you can inhale life, breathe it, get out there, get laid, and take a da ...[text shortened]... lot of other risks besides, and reap the rewards that are out there for people who take charge.
You don't get it at all, do you? I am not asking sexual people to give up sex because it might cause problems. I realize I was expressing myself badly when I said that sex can cause a lot of problems for sexual people. I should have said "having sexual needs" instead of "sex". A lot of the problems of sexual people come from not having their sexual needs met, so avoiding it wouldn't give them a nice, safe, risk-free life, but would cause them to be unhappy. But I am not a sexual person. I am not content with very small pleasures, but sex is not among the things which give me pleasure. I can't really imagine how something like what you describe could be considered "fun", but I accept that you experience it that way. Please do me the favour and accept that I don't experience it that way, even if you can't understand it.

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Originally posted by Coconut
I'm a cowboys fan. So I guess we'll never get this far?

Anyway, NFL Sunday Ticket would impress her. Just refer my name when you sign up.

ps. I don't think Coconut will do
You know what we call Cowboys fans in Pennsylvania? just wait till November 14th

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Well if I have to like sport in order to have great monkey screaching sex I guess I'll be deprived for a long long time.


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Although when those football guys all bend round in a huddle I can somewhat see the appeal.😉

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Originally posted by mokko
Well if I have to like sport in order to have great monkey screaching sex I guess I'll be deprived for a long long time.


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Although when those football guys all bend round in a huddle I can somewhat see the appeal.😉
I know one guy that doesn't like sports.

But he doesn't have teeth

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Originally posted by mokko
Well if I have to like sport in order to have great monkey screaching sex I guess I'll be deprived for a long long time.


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Although when those football guys all bend round in a huddle I can somewhat see the appeal.😉
If those lips in your avatar are yours, you could enjoy stomping on scrotums with golf cleats and I would still be interested...

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Originally posted by darvlay
If those lips in your avatar are yours, you could enjoy stomping on scrotums with golf cleats and I would still be interested...
I thought the spider had more sex appeal. Oh well.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I thought the spider had more sex appeal. Oh well.
They are quite leggy... Matter of opinion, I suppose 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
They are quite leggy... Matter of opinion, I suppose 😉
You lost interest in the dirty raving.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I thought the spider had more sex appeal. Oh well.
Can't please all of the people all of the time.

although.........no definately can't please em all.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You lost interest in the dirty raving.
Sorry, I needed a bath.

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