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Originally posted by Omnislash
Don't feel bad. In Durango, CO we have a population of about 46k and we commonly refer to ourselves as a "city". Likewise, I can assure you the pickings are no better here. Well......actually, there is about a 4 to 1 ratio of single men to single women, so I guess it's not necessarily all that bad if you are female. 😀

As for filthy horn dogs, that's just men. If a man ever acts differently, I'd be careful. Probably not right in the head. 😉
I thought you were happily married!? 😲

That's why I dumped you for mokko. 😵

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I've gone "without" all my life, i.e. approximately 35 1/2 years. Beat that! 🙂
Poor baby!!! 😳 Just makes me want to take you in my arms and cuddle w/ you. 😵

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Originally posted by arrakis
Poor baby!!! 😳 Just makes me want to take you in my arms and cuddle w/ you. 😵
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! 😠😞😠😞😠

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Asexuality, that's nothing. I for one can only be turned on by internet porn... hardcore internet porn.

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Originally posted by mokko
Lol!
Miscommunication at it's best.

When I was getting it every day I never had to think about not getting it. It was there on demand. Now however it's not there on demand and it's driving me mad trying not to think about it!
Are you sure this isn't some two-bit detective trying to lure us in - to have sex with someone so lovely... arrest us and take our computers away! Just for thinking such a thing. 😕

All I know is that where I come from, most males would kill to be with you... 😲

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Originally posted by GeraldM
Asexuality, that's nothing. I for one can only be turned on by internet porn... hardcore internet porn.
I have some French Donkey and midget porn I can send you. Give me your address. I promise I won't send you a turd in a bag.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! 😠😞😠😞😠
I find it interesting that so many people in this thread do not seem to understand the concept of asexuality. I must admit that when I first read that you are a 35 year old virgin I instantly assumed religious fundamentalist.

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Lewis Carroll asexual?

Upon learning about asexuality (and only a little bit of learning, mind you) I first wondered how people can think they don't need/want/desire sex when they have never tried it. However, upon further reflection I realised that a gay man does not need to have sex with a woman in order to know he is attracted to other men. I suppose an asexual person is much the same.

Anyway, I just saw you were being radically misunderstood and thought I would let you know that I, at least, do underestand (to the extent a young man who loves sex can anyway.)

Peace,


TheSkipper

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Will it be your turd?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
It was mostly gorillas, Shav. "Uh uh uh UUUUHHHHH AAAAAAHHHH uh uh..." You get the idea. Got a smile from the kindly, elderly female neighbor facing her (open) bedroom window on my way out, too. Definitely felt like King Stud yesterday.
sounds like you're in with a chance on the old lady too 😉

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Originally posted by GeraldM
Asexuality, that's nothing. I for one can only be turned on by internet porn... hardcore internet porn.
LMAO. Sweet post!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I've gone "without" all my life, i.e. approximately 35 1/2 years. Beat that! 🙂
Well Nordlys I would like to give you some advice:

If you change your mind and you decide you would like to try sex I suggest you treat it it like bathroom floor tiles:

If you do lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
What's wrong Shavvy? You feeling froggy?
Step away for a moment... Look at what's going on here.

This is the part where the MALES fight each other for the female's attention. In past practice the male who wins, mates with the female... 😕

I find it amazing that even though we are now an advanced species in the field of communications, that the original primate directives are carried on.

Did you know that the female has no choice but to provoke the males around her into battle? Yes, and most of the time the female doesn't understand her own actions - but her actions are there for the sole purpose of mating with the strongest male (to insure survival of the species). Somehow, when you look at it in this manner, I'm not so horny anymore. 🙁

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Originally posted by GeraldM
Will it be your turd?
No promises... how do you feel about sheep entrails?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! 😠😞😠😞😠
Heh, I offered to cuddle you. I did not want to have sex with you. Oh well, I liked your pictures on your website, sweetie.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Somehow, when you look at it in this manner, I'm not so horny anymore. 🙁
Really? Perhaps you need to check out some cowboys wrestling porn