Ode to Noodles

Originally posted by adam warlock
So, besides you who were the other guy/girl?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Please, just bow to me and apologize, because none of you caught how magnificent a piece it was. I believe a total of two people caught it, and one of those had it spelled out for them. *thank you very much*

Oh, and I never pay attention to anything Palyanka says anyway.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Thread 69675

Jump - Chump
Dead - Head
Beat - Meat

Originally posted by Palynka
Good luck!

Noodles in and noodles out
Left punctuation right
Noodles came and noodles said
"Your spelling's quite a fright!"

Noodles did and noodles does
What noodles do quite well
Noodles dots our teary i's
With bellies stuffed so swell

With tsks and tasks and tubs of wax
to shine up our dull heads
Noodles kindly chirps and quacks
when our posts are in shreds

Of misused terms or verbal germs
like, "ain't" or "axed" or "oughn't"
And every now and then she'll pen
a post in Swedish font

Which really plugs it in the butts
of these dense masses here
For every word you can't spell right
She'll slap you on the rear

So bend 'em over boys and girls
And reach for your big toes
Or get enrolled in a quick course
of grammar, dutch and prose.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
For $30.00 I'll explain it to you.

Originally posted by Palynka
First, try understandings Daemon's post.

Baby steps. That's how you learn how to walk.

Originally posted by chump
You haven't got the brains to pour piss out of your own boots. When you figure it out, come talk to me. Trust me, you don't have the brain power to do it on your own.....

Originally posted by SJ247
Noodles in and noodles out
Left punctuation right
Noodles came and noodles said
"Your spelling's quite a fright!"

Noodles did and noodles does
What noodles do quite well
Noodles dots our teary i's
With bellies stuffed so swell

With tsks and tasks and tubs of wax
to shine up our dull heads
Noodles kindly chirps and quacks
when our posts are in sh ...[text shortened]... r your big toes
Or get enrolled in a quick course
of grammar, dutch and prose.

Originally posted by cadwah
I luvs it muchly.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200602/r71124_197880.jpg

Originally posted by Palynka
First, try understanding Daemon's post.

Baby steps. That's how you learn how to walk.

So why all the fuzz... is that dude Noodles gone?

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Noodles was a lass
Who ran herd over the forum
Because she knew they had no class
All those posers there
Posting in the forum
Challenged because they couldn't swear

Get back, get back, get back to your dictionary,
Your posts, your prose, your spelling she will always query.

Get back Noodles!!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Sorry, the Ode to Jusah was a classic!!!! And it was mine big boy.