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Originally posted by 1973mackem
i bet you watched the hardcore porn though, try denying that.
Nah, it's still sealed in it's shrink wrap. The DVD's don't look as good as the stuff I make.

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Originally posted by 1973mackem
i bet you watched the hardcore porn though, try denying that.
I would.

Do you think Peyton Manning watches college football?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Currently my "Other people's mail collection" consists of:

~ A fishing licence and membership card
~ 4 Rock Ballard CD compilation albums
~ 6 hardcore porn DVD's
~ A small, art deco clock
~ 3 HP printer cartridges
~ A cat flea collar
~ A Beginners Guide to Yoga book
~ Some rather dull holiday photos

Now, I'm far too much of a bastard to give ing the unwanted items on eBay like I do?

Or would you be good and do the right thing?
keep the porn and flea collar.

you'll be morally correct on 75% of the items and you get to keep the good stuff.

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Originally posted by hazer
keep the porn and flea collar.

you'll be morally correct on 75% of the items and you get to keep the good stuff.
I like the theory, but I hate cats so I'm not sure about the flea collar.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I like the theory, but I hate cats so I'm not sure about the flea collar.
Might keep away the crustaceans too. I'm not sure.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Might keep away the crustaceans too. I'm not sure.
And those little buggers in your avatar?

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
And those little buggers in your avatar?
Actually it's methadone that makes them go away.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Actually it's methadone that makes them go away.
:'(

I need a fix dude.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
:'(

I need a fix dude.
Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One buck ...[text shortened]... d now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.
Have fun. 🙂

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Keep the art deco clock. Send the porn to a local vicar. Trash the rest.

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Keep the porno,chuck the rest.

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2nd thoughts,send me the porno,chuck the rest.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Seemingly, the previous two residents of my house have forgotten to notify a few people that they've moved. Over the last year I've received a fair few odds and sods in the packages and letters meant for them. Surprisingly, most of the items are mail order purchases. You'd think they'd check the delivery address before handing over their cash!

Currentl ...[text shortened]... the unwanted items on eBay like I do?

Or would you be good and do the right thing?
I'd do the right thing.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'd do the right thing.
What's the right thing? Giving the DVDs to some homeless people?