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Owning A Dog Is Good For Your Health

Owning A Dog Is Good For Your Health

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6288107.stm

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Originally posted by wormwood
dogs are stupid, smell bad, drool and need constant care. I can live without that.
So do aged parents and grandparents, but I wouldn't dream of kicking them to the curb.

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I've got a German Shepherd or as my nephew calls him, an Alteration. 🙄

They have what they call pat-dogs that are taken round hospitals - they reckon it's good therapy for people recovering from illnesses - they've been doing it for years.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
So do aged parents and grandparents, but I wouldn't dream of kicking them to the curb.
I like old people. they've done it all, they've seen it all, and they've got all the stories.



"...that reminds me of the time we were in france during the war. me and four other guys met these two leggy french girls, who were satanists and into group sex. now, fred had some opium left, and... ... ...and so the goat was given back to the villagers, and they agreed to not to burn the wooden leg. oh boy, those were the times."

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
It's as I suspected -- dogs are not only man's best friend, they also improve your health better than any stinky cat can:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=61316
Dog's are a man's best friend: especially on a Dinner plate. But I have only had the pleasure to eat Dog twice.

Cat and Dolphin are next. Yes you can eat dolphin....


Yummy!

M....

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
It's as I suspected -- dogs are not only man's best friend, they also improve your health better than any stinky cat can:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=61316
I guess that's why Bush is in such good physical shape: he's got Blair.

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Originally posted by wormwood
dogs are stupid, smell bad, drool and need constant care. I can live without that.
That's just mean. Dogs are totally devoted to their owners, and they develop a bond and mental link that's almost eerie. The stories of hero-dogs that have given up their lives to save not only their owners, but total strangers are numerous and legendary. Why dogs love people in spite of themselves is the mystery. They truly are a gift from heaven, and I'm sorry you have not experienced the love of a dog, you are the poorer for it.

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I ate a dog once, it was gooooooooooooooooood. Koreans love dogs too, with kimshee.

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Originally posted by LennyBruce
... I'm sorry you have not experienced the love of a dog, you are the poorer for it.
that's just too easy, and just because I'm evil doesn't mean I like to shoot fish in a barrel. I'm gonna let it go. this once.


cats & dogs:
http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2331

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6288107.stm
Why didn't they give the dogs real beer? Are they some kind of sadists? Next they'll be giving them dope free joints! 🙄

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DOGS LOVE YOU AND WILL DIE FOR YOU, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's not the dogs and the cats that are the root of the problem. It's the irresponsible pet owners. Our vet will spay/neuter feral cats for free if they are brought in in a proper carrying case. It has made a noticeable difference. You don't see nearly as many of them around here compared to the years past.
The vet is still on the payroll. I could take my dog to the vet every month but I cannot afford the high cost of medical. I always told my dad if I ever was venomous snake bit I guess I would have to take my chances with the snake venom. I know I would die from the doctor's bill. Your vet solution does not help me. Those dogs are not a bunch of little von Shepherdlords.

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Originally posted by LennyBruce
DOGS LOVE YOU AND WILL DIE FOR YOU, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
why would I want a barely conscious animal to love or die for me?