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Listen up there Pawn of little faith, weak and small as you seem to be.
Yet I you’re King have great faith in you. Your march is long and for a just cause. Do not be afraid of your journey that lies ahead. Do not fear the snap of the Queens fingers, be strong in your faith as you meet her Bishop, stand your ground when you face that Knight with lance in hand, and when you come to face that Castel be quick to scale its walls and be weary of the her Pawns, they have the same determination as you have been bestowed on by your King

The “King’s Men”
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Sabin 07

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pawns are so pathetic.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
pawns are so pathetic.
“The pawn move is a capital investment.
Every one of the forty-eight should, from
the beginning, be spent as if it were one
of the last forty-eight apprehensive and
responsible dollars between yourself and
starvation.”

Napier

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"The Pawn moves only one square at a time, and that straight forward, except in the act of capturing, when it takes one step diagonally to the right or left file on to the square occupied by the man taken, and continues on that file until it captures another man"

Howard Staunton

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“The passed pawn is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient.”

Nimzovitch

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"Pawn, be pwned! Its your destiny."

-line from Rosetta's Stone

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In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.

Bob Dylan

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Originally posted by Jusuh
pawns are so pathetic.
Apart from their ability to:
a) Promote
b) Force loss of material when 'passed'
c) Fork
d) Exploit pins
e) Open lines
f) Shut in bishop
g) Block rooks
h) Fortify the King
i) Control the centre
j) Create space
k) Reduce oppoents space
l) Force retreat
m) Be more powerful than minor pieces in limited material endgames
n) Lead attacks by the major pieces

and that every opening is based around the nature of the pawn moves, and the tactics they create.

.....yes, pawns are pathetic 🙂

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I love to execute my pawns. Push them forward and let them think other pieces are protecting them, but when they make enemy contact they will be all alone. HAH HAH. stupid pawns....

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Originally posted by Jusuh
I love to execute my pawns. Push them forward and let them think other pieces are protecting them, but when they make enemy contact they will be all alone. HAH HAH. stupid pawns....
yes. Let's make fun of pawns and persecute them and bully them until they cry. Serves em right for being born so small and weedy. HAH!

Snotty little dew drops....what's wrong do you want your mummy? Well she's gone! HAH!

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Originally posted by dundee24
Listen up there Pawn of little faith, weak and small as you seem to be.
Yet I you’re King have great faith in you. Your march is long and for a just cause. Do not be afraid of your journey that lies ahead. Do not fear the snap of the Queens fingers, be strong in your faith as you meet her Bishop, stand your ground when you face that Knight with lance in ha ...[text shortened]... me determination as you have been bestowed on by your King

The “King’s Men”
Leader
Sabin 07
If pawns go all the way they become queens.....oh dear!!!

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
If pawns go all the way they become queens.....oh dear!!!
Not necessarily....sometimes the become Bishops or Knights....however, occasionally they are rooked as well.

But alas, they can NEVER be King!!

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Not necessarily....sometimes the become Bishops or Knights....however, occasionally they are rooked as well.

But alas, they can NEVER be King!!
A queen goes every way....Bishops move sideways.... this is a very sexual game...and kids play this !!!!!

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Originally posted by dundee24

Yet I you’re King have great faith in you.
"your"

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
A queen goes every way....Bishops move sideways.... this is a very sexual game...and kids play this !!!!!
don't forget...rooks perpetually are going up and down on the board, while knights hop all over everything.