Phillips Cordless Beard Trimmer

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Let's see how long you can keep my threads at the top of the page with your pathalogocal need to have e last word (no matter how inane it is).

Lets just put it this way you are a jerk always have been and always will be and don't think you are above anyone.

I bet you were the last one picked to play a game when you were a kid.

-VR

I'm having my ass amputated

Originally posted by @lemondrop
I'm having my ass amputated

I thought you had that done years ago! 😛


-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I thought you had that done years ago! 😛


-VR

I knew you'd be the first to respond
check your mail
I'm sending it to you
gift wrapped
with some spicy noodles

Originally posted by @lemondrop
I knew you'd be the first to respond
check your mail
I'm sending it to you
gift wrapped
with some spicy noodles

Are you going for the shock thingy like hoh? LOL... you can do better much better!!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Are you going for the shock thingy like hoh? LOL... you can do better much better!!!!

-VR

I'm sending you my ass
it doesn't get any better for you then that

Originally posted by @lemondrop
I'm sending you my ass
it doesn't get any better for you then that

I guess he assked for that.
Assk and ye shall receive.
😛 🙄

Originally posted by @lemondrop
I'm sending you my ass
it doesn't get any better for you then that

maiden gertrude,

Keep that stinking butt, no one wants it!
Are you trying ot be the shock jock...LOL... 😛
-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Lets just put it this way you are a jerk always have been and always will be and don't think you are above anyone.

I bet you were the last one picked to play a game when you were a kid.

-VR

As A kid I was usually the goalie because I don’t have any arms and legs.

Yes, I’m a jerk. I embrace it. However, I’ll always be better than you.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I was usually the goalie because I don’t have any arms and legs.

Idiot,

If you knew anything about hockey and being a goalie you would know arms and legs are important to have. You really make yourself sound ignorant.

I suppose you use your tongue for typing on here or do you have the voice app? 😛

-VR

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
As A kid I was usually the goalie because I don’t have any arms and legs.

Yes, I’m a jerk. I embrace it. However, I’ll always be better than you.

You never were a goalie, because you couldn't stop a basketball or get along with the other kids.

You will always be a jerk and never be better than I am, for that matter you'll never be half as good as I am, but that is not your fault! 😛 Probably had more to do with you up bringing, parents out at the bars all the time, you never stood a chance.

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Idiot,

If you knew anything about hockey and being a goalie you would know arms and legs are important to have. You really make yourself sound ignorant.

I suppose you use your tongue for typing on here or do you have the voice app? 😛

-VR

I didn't say I was a good goalie.

I use my dong to type.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I didn't say I was a good goalie.

I use my dong to type.

Your, um, dexterity is noteworthy.
Kinda looking forward to your use of the semi-colon...

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I didn't say I was a good goalie.

I use my dong to type.

I am very doubtful you can find your tiny dong little on use it to type! 😛

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I am very doubtful you can find your tiny dong little on use it to type! 😛

-VR

You'd be surprised at how useful my dong is. I have the equivalent of a Swiss army dong. Don't be angry because you can't do everything I can. At least you have arms and legs.