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y'all is American, not English 😛

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Originally posted by MissOleum
Should there perhaps be two levels of acceptable English: the standard variety, with its extensive vocabulary, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure, which is such a pleasure to read; and the "communications" variety, where they're and their and there are interchangeable and apostrophes run riot?
That would cause more problems than it would solve, I feel. What happens when the student has to make the transition from communicative to standard English but they can't differentiate between "there", "their" and "they're", for example on legal documents? You can't have three different words all meaning the same three things: ambiguity can cause a lot of problems. It's ok on an internet forum or whatever, but not on any documentation that has importance in the real world.

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you get a "student language" when you're learning computer programming, they don't chuck you straight into VB or whatever - so why not with English? Grade 2 kids don't read and write standard English, they have a cutdown version with short words and basic sentence construction. The trouble starts when adults think Grade 2 standard is where they should stay, but they want fullsize sentences which look like adult communication.

and before anybody shouts "anal-retentive" that's idiotspeak for "too lazy or stupid to take any trouble so I'll slag off anybody who does" 😳

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Originally posted by MissOleum
English has now become the language in which most of the world communicates. Human beings usually become reasonably literate in their own language, but "broken English" is where those of us who use it as a second language usually find themselves.

This poses a problem for native English speakers. If we insist on a reasonable standard of grammar and p ...[text shortened]... " variety, where they're and their and there are interchangeable and apostrophes run riot?
Christ! Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

Because a few pedantic mooks on an internet forum complain about punctuation and grammar standards, you think slang should be turned into an official 'alternate version' of the English language?

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This might seem sucky. But try ending your sentences with a smiley.

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Originally posted by ashaman
This might seem sucky. But try ending your sentences with a smiley.
Ok, I'll try. 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
Ok, I'll try. 😕
Well done! 😵

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Originally posted by MissOleum
you get a "student language" when you're learning computer programming, they don't chuck you straight into VB or whatever - so why not with English? Grade 2 kids don't read and write standard English, they have a cutdown version with short words and basic sentence construction. The trouble starts when adults think Grade 2 standard is where they should st ...[text shortened]... ak for "too lazy or stupid to take any trouble so I'll slag off anybody who does" 😳
Go to any international scientific conference and you'll see that an alternative form of English (that could be called International English) already exists.

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Try talking English when you living in South Africa. Because the only time you can talk is when a lion stops chasing you down the street.

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Originally posted by ashaman
Try talking English when you living in South Africa. Because the only time you can talk is when a lion stops chasing you down the street.
Sometimes you hit the lion, sometimes the lion eats you.

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It looks like some progress is actually being made with this smiley thing🙄

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I prefer hitting the damn feline to the alternative. That way I still have a few limbs left when I'm done.

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Originally posted by ashaman
I prefer hitting the damn feline to the alternative. That way I still have a few limbs left when I'm done.
FACT: Chicken can run without their head.

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Wow. Your grade 2's can actually read and write. That's rare in my country😲

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True. But what poor chicken is dumb enough to fight a lion?