Dear Choreant,
First of all, thank you for visiting the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse.
Our committment is your mental health for the sake of a peace
loving, harmonious RHP community, thus we put at your service,
just for approaching us, and indendently of the support, the personal
services of nurse Stocken, whose high heels are the delight of most
forum bullies around.
Now, coming down to your problem, disliking Freud is a normal thing.
Basically, the problem arises for a rotten misconception of the super
ego linked to a fetish attraction with the motherly figure. Such
behavior, when exteriorized, develops a critical distortion of the
anal retentiveness deeply rooted in the semiotic interpretation of
everyday bilboards. Particularly those that are between your home and
your job/school.
Our recommendation is to cut the junk food and change chess for
an emulator of Atari (preferably) and lots, lots of masturbation.
Freud, after that, will start liking you no matter you don't like him.
Yours sincerely (metaphorically speaking),
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by orangutanDear Mr. Orangutan,
Dr Seitse,
You must help me - I've offered advice to someone who clearly has problems - they just won't listen. They won't come and see you and it's stressing me out.
What can be done?
(could your nurse please stop that - I'm married - thank you).
O.R. Angutan
First of all, I am afraid nothing can be done with our beloved chimp
nurse Stocken, for ever since he got on those high heels he seems to
be impossible to stop. I am afraid that your username is confusing
him. I recommend site feedback and a change of username.
Second, and most important, the best advice I can provide is:
Violence. Nothing works as smooth as a precise, firm and accurate
dose of coercion. Try, perhaps, threats and then, if that does not
work, slapping.
Kindely yours,
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by SeitseIf you don't stop calling me a chimp young man, I shall have to resign my
First of all, I am afraid nothing can be done with our beloved chimp
nurse Stocken, for ever since he got on those high heels he seems to
be impossible to stop. I am afraid that your username is confusing
him.
position in your clinic. Then I won't help you out here (which is more or less
our silent agreement right now), but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.
Originally posted by stockenWhat happened with the chimp?!?!?!
If you don't stop calling me a chimp young man, I shall have to resign my
position in your clinic. Then I won't help you out here (which is more or less
our silent agreement right now), but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.
:'(
Oh well, Dr. Ruth is cuter! 😵
Originally posted by stockenPick your moments, nurse Stocken. With MissShell entering just moments ago as a patient, your argument might not have the same impact 😉.
but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.
But still, fight for your rights nurse Stocken! 🙂
Edit: the doctor caved when I was typing...
Actually, making that remark was just an excuse to see the doctor...
I have a problem... I watch to much Monty Python and now... I'm afraid of 16 ton weights dropping on my head. I never leave the house without a strong helmet and feel very uncomfortable in silly situations, expecting the fatal weight with my name on it to drop and end the scene... It is rapidly consuming my social life, which already was a halve digested knock off anyway...
Please help me...
Good morning,Dr.Seitse!!!
I'm Dr.Choreant PH.D.Th.ERT.T.UP.FO.D. from the World Psychiatry Association!
I come with annual test of psychiatrist own sanity.
Would You care to answer few questions...
1. Do You dream, at least five times a month about Your male nurse in a clearly sexual context???
2.Do You see Jungian idea of subconsciosness affecting Your mental abilites after having more than two patients a day???
3. Did You ever had,or strongly intended to play a game of chess with Your female patient???
4. What kind of associations do You have,while looking at the blue wall,at the same time listening to Beethoven???
Thank You for Your time...