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Originally posted by MissShell
i cant stop listening to Shakira's "Hips Dont Lie" and dancing around...

what should i do?
http://www.explosm.net/comics/829/

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I have a problem... I can't stand Freud... And am ashamed with it...

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Dear Choreant,

First of all, thank you for visiting the virtual divan of Dr. Seitse.

Our committment is your mental health for the sake of a peace
loving, harmonious RHP community, thus we put at your service,
just for approaching us, and indendently of the support, the personal
services of nurse Stocken, whose high heels are the delight of most
forum bullies around.

Now, coming down to your problem, disliking Freud is a normal thing.
Basically, the problem arises for a rotten misconception of the super
ego linked to a fetish attraction with the motherly figure. Such
behavior, when exteriorized, develops a critical distortion of the
anal retentiveness deeply rooted in the semiotic interpretation of
everyday bilboards. Particularly those that are between your home and
your job/school.

Our recommendation is to cut the junk food and change chess for
an emulator of Atari (preferably) and lots, lots of masturbation.

Freud, after that, will start liking you no matter you don't like him.

Yours sincerely (metaphorically speaking),

Dr. Seitse

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Oh,that's exactly what my last psychiatrist said.
I have completly no idea, why he had commited suicide by putting his pen into his eye,just after I appered to to show results of his cure.

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Originally posted by stocken
I said dance little sister. Don't give up today. Hang on 'til tomorrow. I don't
wanna hear you're late. Dance little sister. Don't give up today. Hang on 'til
tomorrow. Don't give up your stay.
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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Dr Seitse,

You must help me - I've offered advice to someone who clearly has problems - they just won't listen. They won't come and see you and it's stressing me out.

What can be done?

(could your nurse please stop that - I'm married - thank you).

O.R. Angutan

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Originally posted by orangutan
Dr Seitse,

You must help me - I've offered advice to someone who clearly has problems - they just won't listen. They won't come and see you and it's stressing me out.

What can be done?

(could your nurse please stop that - I'm married - thank you).

O.R. Angutan
Dear Mr. Orangutan,

First of all, I am afraid nothing can be done with our beloved chimp
nurse Stocken, for ever since he got on those high heels he seems to
be impossible to stop. I am afraid that your username is confusing
him. I recommend site feedback and a change of username.

Second, and most important, the best advice I can provide is:
Violence. Nothing works as smooth as a precise, firm and accurate
dose of coercion. Try, perhaps, threats and then, if that does not
work, slapping.

Kindely yours,
Dr. Seitse

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i need help..

i am playing chess when i have been drinking.. my rating seems to improve when i do, but i play at work and they wont allow me to drink there! what should i do?

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Originally posted by Seitse
First of all, I am afraid nothing can be done with our beloved chimp
nurse Stocken, for ever since he got on those high heels he seems to
be impossible to stop. I am afraid that your username is confusing
him.
If you don't stop calling me a chimp young man, I shall have to resign my
position in your clinic. Then I won't help you out here (which is more or less
our silent agreement right now), but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.

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Originally posted by stocken
If you don't stop calling me a chimp young man, I shall have to resign my
position in your clinic. Then I won't help you out here (which is more or less
our silent agreement right now), but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.
What happened with the chimp?!?!?!

:'(

Oh well, Dr. Ruth is cuter! 😵

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Originally posted by stocken
but more importantly, you won't have
anything pretty to look at all day. Think about that.
Pick your moments, nurse Stocken. With MissShell entering just moments ago as a patient, your argument might not have the same impact 😉.

But still, fight for your rights nurse Stocken! 🙂

Edit: the doctor caved when I was typing...

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dont worry i worked out my own cure stay away from all forums to get better no matter how long it takes..


see ya all!

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Actually, making that remark was just an excuse to see the doctor...

I have a problem... I watch to much Monty Python and now... I'm afraid of 16 ton weights dropping on my head. I never leave the house without a strong helmet and feel very uncomfortable in silly situations, expecting the fatal weight with my name on it to drop and end the scene... It is rapidly consuming my social life, which already was a halve digested knock off anyway...

Please help me...

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Good morning,Dr.Seitse!!!
I'm Dr.Choreant PH.D.Th.ERT.T.UP.FO.D. from the World Psychiatry Association!
I come with annual test of psychiatrist own sanity.
Would You care to answer few questions...

1. Do You dream, at least five times a month about Your male nurse in a clearly sexual context???

2.Do You see Jungian idea of subconsciosness affecting Your mental abilites after having more than two patients a day???

3. Did You ever had,or strongly intended to play a game of chess with Your female patient???

4. What kind of associations do You have,while looking at the blue wall,at the same time listening to Beethoven???

Thank You for Your time...

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