"Puns and Funny English... "

● George Bush: He bugs Gore.

● Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

● Snooze alarms: Lazes or moans

● Fir cones: Conifers

● Presbyterian: Best in prayer

● Debit card: Bad credit

● The eyes: They see.

● Dormitory: Dirty room

81. Out of date bread rolls in the street - pedestrian crossiants

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]"Puns and Funny English... (5 of many more)

53. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

54. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

55. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

56. Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

57. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole ...[text shortened]... saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

65. Acupuncture: a jab well done."[/b]

Angus Mc,oatup...Scottish cloakroom attendant.
Paddy Odors ..... Irish window fitter.
Ben Down and Phil Mc,avity ... leave that one to your imagination.
How high's a China man ?

● The earthquakes: That queer shake

● Schoolmaster: The classroom

I love it when I get a passed pun

● Election results: Lies! Let's recount!

lemon lime, where art thou?