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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyno, you won't...
Will do in due time, festina lente......
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyAh, but you CAN tuna fish.
[b]"Puns and Funny English... (2 of more)
Play on Words, Wise Sayings, Proverbs, Quotations, Humorous Use of the English Language and Strange Facts.
14. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas ...[text shortened]... your absence felt. ~ Unknown.
26. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. ~ Unknown."[/b]
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Puns and Funny English... (5 of many more)
"Puns and Funny English... (4 of many more)
40. I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
41. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
42. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
43. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
44. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
45. The pr ...[text shortened]... ineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
52. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it."
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Puns and Funny English... (6 of many more)
"Puns and Funny English... (5 of many more)
53. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
54. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
55. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
56. Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
57. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole lef ...[text shortened]... she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
65. Acupuncture: a jab well done."