17 Nov '14 04:07>
● A decimal point: I'm a dot in place.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyRight now I'm fixing a problem with a skylight. Cold air is leaking through... rain doesn't get in but cold air does when the wind is blowing hard. And the wind has been blowing cold and hard for a week now. My electric bill for November might end up being higher than next months. Not much I can do about it now except tape plastic sheeting over it, will probably have to wait until Spring to add sealant around the window. Skylights can be a royal pain in the buttinsky whenever something goes wrong with them.
lemon lime, where art thou?
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Puns and Funny English... (7 of many more)
"Puns and Funny English... (6 of many more)
66. The guy that fell into the glass making machine made a spectacle of himself.
67. I had amnesia once --- or twice.
68. Today is the oldest you've ever been, yet the youngest you'll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.
69. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.
70. O ...[text shortened]...
80. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. ~ Albert Einstein."
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"966. Clever Anagrams - What you get when you re-arrange the same letters:
"Clever Anagrams - What you get when you re-arrange the same letters:
● Presbyterian:
● Astronomer:
● Desperation:
● The eyes:
● George Bush:
● The Morse Code:
● Dormitory:
● Slot machines:
● Animosity:
● Election results:
● Snooze alarms:
● A decimal point:
● The earthquakes: ...[text shortened]... ch for your first three correct solutions; two points for each of the next three or more. Enjoy.
Originally posted by lemon limeThanks for the update. Sounds as if you know what you're doing. Hope your home is now warm again.
Right now I'm fixing a problem with a skylight. Cold air is leaking through... rain doesn't get in but cold air does when the wind is blowing hard. And the wind has been blowing cold and hard for a week now. My electric bill for November might end up being higher than next months. Not much I can do about it now except tape plastic sheeting over it, will p ...[text shortened]... projects for the rest of November... coming here gives me an excuse to stop and rest for awhile.
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Puns and Funny English... (8 of many more)
"Puns and Funny English... (7 of many more)
"81. Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear. ~ George Addair.
82. Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. ~ Anais Nin.
83. A group of chess enthusiasts were standing in the hotel lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manag ...[text shortened]... me disoriented? [Asian is preferred]
94. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else."
Originally posted by CalJustOriginally posted by Grampy Bobby (OP)
Sorry to be pedantic: Clever one liners, yes, but neither Puns nor Funny English!
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby"Puns and Funny English... (8 groups of many more)
"Puns and Funny English... (8 of many more)
95. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. ~ From Paraprosdokians - English Forums.
96. Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. ~ Winston Churchill.
97. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critici ...[text shortened]... heels. ~ Unknown.
105. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~ Roger Caras"