Originally posted by Very RustyIs that a promise? You are by far the most annoying poster on this site. A rare intresting thread in the general forum, until you get involved.
Hopefully you got the message! Words can hurt both ways Raven!
Keep in mind you have done the same to me many times.
Now I will not comment anymore on your advice column.
I probably will not be saying much more at all!
Originally posted by jb70Dear Fatty,
Dear Raven
I have a friend who needs to drop a dress size because I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks.What's the latest on the street?
Best wishes jb.
I suppose you are looking for something other than good food and exercise - because that of course would make too much sense. Tell your plus-size friend I heard that liposuction works wonders.
Much love,
Raven
Dear Raven,
Would it be a good idea, for several posters to respond to all posts made by VR, and just put silly replies, such as Canadian bacon is not as good as seal, the grass is always bluer after dark , why does it never rain elephants and midges ?
As an aside, I have a poster who thinks I am sexy, are they telling the truth?
Yours
Seeker of enlightenment
Originally posted by PBE6Dear Futuristic Weirdo,
Dear Raven,
I have a friend who made out with a future version of themselves. My question is, is that gay or is that masturbation?
Thanks in advance,
Nervous.
Since your friend made out with a child of his parents it is actually incest. Eww!
Much love,
Raven
Originally posted by adramforallDear adamforall,
Dear Raven,
Would it be a good idea, for several posters to respond to all posts made by VR, and just put silly replies, such as Canadian bacon is not as good as seal, the grass is always bluer after dark , why does it never rain elephants and midges ?
As an aside, I have a poster who thinks I am sexy, are they telling the truth?
Yours
Seeker of enlightenment
If you don't stop being so damn handsome I swear I'll have to come over there and give you a SPANKING!! HeheheheherrrRRRROWWWRRRR!!!heheheheh...(scratches air with cat-fingers)...mmmmMMMmm!!! Ahehe... 🙂
What was the question again?
Always,
PBE6(ti9)
Originally posted by rookie54Dear Troll,
dear ms raven,
tain't no confusion,
at least not for me...
tha second post wuz created,
cuz tha first wuz conceived...
i asked fer advice,
an thunked my head az wuz told...
then came hallucinations,
and now i'm a troll...
so what shall i do???
to git rid of this curse...
i've got a feverish brow,
will you be my nurse???
rookie
Try hitting your head again. If it didn't work the first time, it should certainly work the second time. Get back to me after you do, preferably with correct capitalization. Thanks.
A respectable amount of love,
Raven
Originally posted by adramforallDear Sexy Beast,
Dear Raven,
Would it be a good idea, for several posters to respond to all posts made by VR, and just put silly replies, such as Canadian bacon is not as good as seal, the grass is always bluer after dark , why does it never rain elephants and midges ?
As an aside, I have a poster who thinks I am sexy, are they telling the truth?
Yours
Seeker of enlightenment
No and no. Hope that helped. 🙂
Much sexy love,
Raven
P.S. There is absolutely no way seal is better than Canadian bacon.
Originally posted by uzlessDear slightly chaffed,
Dear Raven,
I made a life size cardboard cut-out of you. My girlfriend saw the cardboard cut out and asked why there are 2 inch round holes strategically cut out in the bad places.
What should I tell her?
Thanks,
-Slightly Chaffed
I suggest the next time you get an email about penile enlargement you follow through.
😛
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Originally posted by uzlessDear Arts and Crafts,
Dear Raven,
I made a life size cardboard cut-out of you. My girlfriend saw the cardboard cut out and asked why there are 2 inch round holes strategically cut out in the bad places.
What should I tell her?
Thanks,
-Slightly Chaffed
Tell her the holes are for putting ropes through it so you can hang it. What good is a cut-out if you can't hang it from your ceiling?
Very flattered,
Raven
P.S. I say this in the best way possible, but I'd take adramforall's advice as well.