RHP Advice Column

Raven69

Different

General

23 Jun 09 05:29

Crowley

Not Aleister

Control room

Joined: 17 Apr 02
Moves: 92548

24 Jun 09 06:41

Dear Raven

Please, can you make the idiots understand that the ONLY way to make the troll go away is to IGNORE it.
Don't reply to any of it's posts, as you are just feeding it.

Also, I have this weird rash on my eyes. I believe I have read too many retarded posts.
Any ideas on how to treat this?

Thanks
The Big Guy

catfoodtim

Joined: 08 Oct 04
Moves: 22056

24 Jun 09 07:23

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Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

Joined: 27 Jan 05
Moves: 90892

24 Jun 09 07:26

The RHP Advice Column was one of the more bloodthirsty units in the Spanish Civil War, attacking both sides apparently at random.

What colour was their flag?

catfoodtim

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Moves: 22056

24 Jun 09 07:40

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Crowley

Not Aleister

Control room

Joined: 17 Apr 02
Moves: 92548

24 Jun 09 12:00

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No thanks, the tool he uses to poke out eyes has worse diseases than that Outbreak monkey.

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 216127

24 Jun 09 13:16

dear ms raven,

while reading yer column,
of sweet sage advice...
i fell inna pool,
of leeches an lice...

tha swamp wuz real gookie,
an smelled of turpentine...
how can i git out???
an still make a stupid rhyme???

rookie

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

24 Jun 09 15:47

Originally posted by Crowley
Dear Raven

Please, can you make the idiots understand that the ONLY way to make the troll go away is to IGNORE it.
Don't reply to any of it's posts, as you are just feeding it.

Also, I have this weird rash on my eyes. I believe I have read too many retarded posts.
Any ideas on how to treat this?

Thanks
The Big Guy

Dear Big Rash,

You're absolutely right of course. I shall be doing the same thing to preserve what little is left of my sanity. I am certain that in time, everyone will see the light and do the same.

As for your eye problem - put some aloe vera on it, or simply spork your eyes out. I have sporks you can borrow, let me know.

Much love,
Raven

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

24 Jun 09 15:48

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Dear Raven: Did I do the right thing?

Dear Ignorer,

Yes.

Much love,
Raven

Red Night

RHP Prophet

pursuing happiness

Joined: 22 Feb 06
Moves: 13669

24 Jun 09 15:48

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The RHP Advice Column was one of the more bloodthirsty units in the Spanish Civil War, attacking both sides apparently at random.

What colour was their flag?

Red?

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

24 Jun 09 15:49

Originally posted by Natsia
Dear Raven,

Is a cat REALLY fine too?

Ta.

Dear Cat Lady,

The cat is dead. Curiosity killed it.

Much love and condolences,
Raven

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

24 Jun 09 15:50

Originally posted by rookie54
dear ms raven,

while reading yer column,
of sweet sage advice...
i fell inna pool,
of leeches an lice...

tha swamp wuz real gookie,
an smelled of turpentine...
how can i git out???
an still make a stupid rhyme???

rookie

Dear Poet,

I think I speak for all when I say - what??

Much confusion,
Raven

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 216127

24 Jun 09 16:29

Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Poet,

I think I speak for all when I say - what??

Much confusion,
Raven

dear ms raven,

tain't no confusion,
at least not for me...
tha second post wuz created,
cuz tha first wuz conceived...

i asked fer advice,
an thunked my head az wuz told...
then came hallucinations,
and now i'm a troll...

so what shall i do???
to git rid of this curse...
i've got a feverish brow,
will you be my nurse???

rookie

jb70

State of Confusion

Lancashire

Joined: 04 May 08
Moves: 842404

24 Jun 09 17:02

Dear Raven
I have a friend who needs to drop a dress size because I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks.What's the latest on the street?
Best wishes jb.

Red Night

RHP Prophet

pursuing happiness

Joined: 22 Feb 06
Moves: 13669

24 Jun 09 19:03

Originally posted by jb70
Dear Raven
I have a friend who needs to drop a dress size because I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks.What's the latest on the street?
Best wishes jb.

Hey jb.

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

24 Jun 09 19:30

Dear Raven,

I have a friend who made out with a future version of themselves. My question is, is that gay or is that masturbation?

Thanks in advance,
Nervous.