RHP Advice Column

Originally posted by trev33
*red night seal of approval*

i would give it my own, but come on 'this wonderful consept that Raven came up with' lets not flatter the girl, her heads already too big.

btw she will be the first to point out that it's 'con[b]cept' not consept, do you really want to give this sort of person praise?

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Did you get a dictionary for your birthday?

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Did you get a dictionary for your birthday?

yeah raven gave it to me. pretty good consept, no?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Dear Raven,
Thank you for your quick response. I apologize for my tardy "thank you" but I just got back from a round of golf. I must, in all honesty, mention that I am "hurt to the quick" due to your reference to a Non-Sub Scum. Please in any future (should there be any) correspondence refer to me as "Former-Sub Scum". As for time management I ...[text shortened]... e my subscription expired for which my golf partners are quite happy.
Yours in Chess
GBS

Dear Allegedly Hurt,

If you think your subscription will make you spend more time on here than you deem desirable ask yourself what's more important to you - RHP or golf/"real world living"/etc.

Much love,
Raven

Originally posted by Raven69
Someone victimizing you and you don't know why? The forums are boring you? The mods are out to get you? Tell me all your RHP woes and I will use my expertise and wisdom to answer your concerns to the best of my ability.

I am here to help, because I care!

I recently formed some of my own excrement into a spiked club which I stored in the freezer until needed. My neighbours dog dug up my front lawn for the third time this afternoon and I gave it a savage beating with my turdcicle club as retrobution. Is this a problem?

Originally posted by trev33
yeah raven gave it to me. pretty good consept, no?

It's concept, get it straight

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I recently formed some of my own excrement into a spiked club which I stored in the freezer until needed. My neighbours dog dug up my front lawn for the third time this afternoon and I gave it a savage beating with my turdcicle club as retrobution. Is this a problem?

Dear Piece of Excrement,

Yes there is problem. I, and no doubt many others, am completely disgusted by you. You let that dog dig up your lawn THREE times before you finally did something about it? I expect more from you in the future.

Much love,
Raven

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I recently formed some of my own excrement into a spiked club which I stored in the freezer until needed. My neighbours dog dug up my front lawn for the third time this afternoon and I gave it a savage beating with my turdcicle club as retrobution. Is this a problem?

I suspect you dumbed this down and went light for the general forum. I KNOW it went further.

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
As I read this thread, I became quiet amused. I thought to myself wow this is very differnt from the recent norm. I was laughing and really enjoying this wonderful consept that Raven came up with. It was going so well until YOU posted. Do you have to ruin every post on this site? PLease I beg of YOU stop the madness.

When I need some advice from you, I will pull on your chains and ask for it.

I was giving her back a little of her own medicine and I will tell you the same as I told RN, and Cash, if you don't like it, that is just too bad!!!

I really could care less.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
When I need some advice from you, I will pull on your chains and ask for it.

I was giving her back a little of her own medicine and I will tell you the same as I told RN, and Cash, if you don't like it, that is just too bad!!!

I really could care less.

So you hijack a thread because you believe hijacking threads is wrong? Well done. You must be proud of yourself.

Originally posted by Raven69
So you hijack a thread because you believe hijacking threads is wrong? Well done. You must be proud of yourself.

You don't mind doing it to me and others, but you don't like having yours hi-jacked, You said earlier in the thread you didn't care, now that you havea little support from RN & Cash all of a sudden you do care...Well that is good, perhaps you will think twice before you hijack threads, and attack posts. You don't seem to like it much when someone gets involved with your threads or posts...What do we call that?

Originally posted by trev33
did you send her to the naughty corner to be spanked?

I have to do something to maintain discipline.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
See you are just not listening. You forgot to count.

ONCE again, YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN SAY IN THIS FORUM!!!

What part of that do you NOT UNDERSTAND?

Originally posted by Raven69
Someone victimizing you and you don't know why? The forums are boring you? The mods are out to get you? Tell me all your RHP woes and I will use my expertise and wisdom to answer your concerns to the best of my ability.

I am here to help, because I care!

dear ms raven,

i have forgotten what it wuz i wanted to ask...
what should i do???


gratefully yers,
rookie

Originally posted by Very Rusty
You don't mind doing it to me and others, but you don't like having yours hi-jacked, You said earlier in the thread you didn't care, now that you havea little support from RN & Cash all of a sudden you do care...Well that is good, perhaps you will think twice before you hijack threads, and attack posts. You don't seem to like it much when someone gets involved with your threads or posts...What we call that?

Where did I say I care? Just wanted to point out the hypocrisy.

And no I don't mind because it is a PUBLIC forum.

Originally posted by Raven69
Where did I say I care? Just wanted to point out the hypocrisy.

And no I don't mind because it is a PUBLIC forum.

Hypocrisy? You are among the biggest Hypocrits on this site, and I mean top 5. You are a fine one to talk about hyporcisy!

Well you either care or you don't care, you can't have it both ways.

Save your double talk for those that actually believe you!