RHP Prose Competition

Originally posted by @handyandy
Tim even put it to music:

https://www.redhotchess.com/chess-player/catfoodtim

"Pressing down the special key,
it plays a little melody."

I toldja 'e's a poet!

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Can we compromise on salmon?

You're in luck, old bean! I found a tin of compromised salmon down in the bilge. I'll let you have it for 1200 pounds (airmail postage included).

Originally posted by @handyandy
Tim even put it to music:

https://www.redhotchess.com/chess-player/catfoodtim

you can link like this:

@catfoodtim

the line is from Karftwerk:

YouTube

Originally posted by @moonbus
You're in luck, old bean! I found a tin of compromised salmon down in the bilge. I'll let you have it for 1200 pounds (airmail postage included).

You're a cad and a bounder sir.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
You're a cad and a bounder sir.

You should play some chess with him, might learn a few things. 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
You should play some chess with him, might learn a few things. 😉

-VR

We played a game 16 years ago. He blundered his queen in the opening and quietly imploded. To this very day he owes me 1200 pounds and a small armadillo.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
We played a game 16 years ago. He blundered his queen in the opening and quietly imploded. To this very day he owes me 1200 pounds and a small armadillo.

Of course that happened, and I have some swamp land I can sell you that will give you a fortune someday!!! 😛 😉

-VR

The pounds have shrunk and the armadillo has grown since then.

Originally posted by @moonbus
The pounds have shrunk and the armadillo has grown since then.

Here's a ditty about an armadillo,
It may just make you laugh,
it apparently is illegal now,
to wash one in the bath.

😞

I'm looking forward to reading the entries.

RHP Prose Competition thread, reminder to self. 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
RHP Prose Competition thread, reminder to self. 😉

-VR

In Addition to the rules posted on page 3 of this thread I will also accept contributions send by PM.

Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. 🙁 Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. 🙁 Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.

Don't use a lot of difficult words please, I may have to do a lot of googling. 🙂

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. 🙁 Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.

GBS,

What about a 800 word submission on the characters we have in these forums? I don't know if 800 words would cover it....LOL...

-VR