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Originally posted by @handyandy
Tim even put it to music:

https://www.redhotchess.com/chess-player/catfoodtim
"Pressing down the special key,
it plays a little melody."

I toldja 'e's a poet!

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Can we compromise on salmon?
You're in luck, old bean! I found a tin of compromised salmon down in the bilge. I'll let you have it for 1200 pounds (airmail postage included).

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Originally posted by @handyandy
Tim even put it to music:

https://www.redhotchess.com/chess-player/catfoodtim
you can link like this:

@catfoodtim

the line is from Karftwerk:

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Originally posted by @moonbus
You're in luck, old bean! I found a tin of compromised salmon down in the bilge. I'll let you have it for 1200 pounds (airmail postage included).
You're a cad and a bounder sir.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
You're a cad and a bounder sir.
You should play some chess with him, might learn a few things. πŸ˜‰

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
You should play some chess with him, might learn a few things. πŸ˜‰

-VR
We played a game 16 years ago. He blundered his queen in the opening and quietly imploded. To this very day he owes me 1200 pounds and a small armadillo.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
We played a game 16 years ago. He blundered his queen in the opening and quietly imploded. To this very day he owes me 1200 pounds and a small armadillo.
Of course that happened, and I have some swamp land I can sell you that will give you a fortune someday!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

-VR

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The pounds have shrunk and the armadillo has grown since then.

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Originally posted by @moonbus
The pounds have shrunk and the armadillo has grown since then.
Here's a ditty about an armadillo,
It may just make you laugh,
it apparently is illegal now,
to wash one in the bath.

😞

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I'm looking forward to reading the entries.

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RHP Prose Competition thread, reminder to self. πŸ˜‰

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
RHP Prose Competition thread, reminder to self. πŸ˜‰

-VR
In Addition to the rules posted on page 3 of this thread I will also accept contributions send by PM.


Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. πŸ™ Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. πŸ™ Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.
Don't use a lot of difficult words please, I may have to do a lot of googling. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Well I just tossed my first 800 word submission in the waste basket. I chose devotion as my subject but I now see it's "emotion", close but no cookie. πŸ™ Thanks for taking up the chore Pondy. I will now begin on emotion.
GBS,

What about a 800 word submission on the characters we have in these forums? I don't know if 800 words would cover it....LOL...

-VR

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