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Originally posted by royalchicken
" "

Ignore the inverted commas and give me a W!
(Ignoring the inverted commas)
DOUBLE YOU!

Give me an H!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Keep royalchicken and his unmanly dolphins away from the footy thread.

Edit: Your children are your responsibility.
Look, this has nothing to do with you. It's between dottewell and myself, but if you choose to get involved, remember that IF YOU ARE NOT WITH US YOU ARE AGAINST US!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
(Ignoring the inverted commas)
DOUBLE YOU!

Give me an H!
AITCH!

Give me an A!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Keep royalchicken and his unmanly dolphins away from the footy thread.

Edit: Your children are your responsibility.
You should be glad that some nice animals are visiting that thread, making it somewhat interesting.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
AITCH!

Give me an A!
AH!

Give me an L!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
AH!

Give me an L!
ELLE!

Give me an E!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Look, this has nothing to do with you. It's between dottewell and myself, but if you choose to get involved, remember that IF YOU ARE NOT WITH US YOU ARE AGAINST US!
Messing with football, is a disrespect to my culture. Any offense to Portugal and you'll be food for my vulture.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
ELLE!

Give me an E!
EE!

Give me an S!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Messing with football, is a disrespect to my culture. Any offense to Portugal and you'll be food for my vulture.
Good, you've got a rhyme scheme. Remember to use line breaks, though, if you want to write more conventionally readable poetry, though. Since poetry is generally meant for recitation, the line breaks are merely a convenient way of instructing the reader on stress and pauses, so in most cases failing to include them marks the author as having missed the point rather than as some sort of avant-garde VERSE MAVERICK.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
EE!

Give me an S!
ESSSS!

Give me an A!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
ESSSS!

Give me an A!
(I'll assume a space there)

ÆI!

Give me an R!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Good, you've got a rhyme scheme. Remember to use line breaks, though, if you want to write more conventionally readable poetry, though. Since poetry is generally meant for recitation, the line breaks are merely a convenient way of instructing the reader on stress and pauses, so in most cases failing to include them marks the author as having missed the point rather than as some sort of avant-garde VERSE MAVERICK.
I'm a football fan, there's no room for pseudo-poetry in my life.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
(I'll assume a space there)

ÆI!

Give me an R!
Sorry, I was preoccupied with the activities of the INVADING DOLPHIN HORDES.

R!

Give me an E!

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'm a football fan, there's no room for pseudo-poetry in my life.
The two are only mutually exclusive when dottewell launches an unprovoked attack.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'm a football fan, there's no room for pseudo-poetry in my life.
Very good, that's almost a haiku:

I'm a football fan.
There's no room in my life for
Pseudo-poetry.