I’ll spend the day watching it on the telly at Aranya10 ‘s little palace, perched high on a Welsh hill, with Goldfinger15. We’ll be feasting on chicken rolls and an Iceland version of the wedding cake, all washed down with a few glasses of Prosecco.
Megan realises she has forgotten her wedding shoes and has to borrow a pair from
a lady in waiting. Unfortunately, they are a bit too small and by the end of the day
Megan is in agony. When she and Harry withdraw to their room the only thing she
can think of is getting her shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowd round the
door to the bedroom and they hear roughly what they expected, grunts, straining
noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they hear Harry say ''God,
that was tight.''
Then, to their surprise, they heard Harry say. ''Right. Now for the other one.''
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Harry says ''My God. That
was even tighter.''
"I knew he should have been in the Navy" says Uncle Andrew