Rules for men

You left one or two out......

85. Act like farting is a social event.
86. Don't make any effort to hold your bad gas. Share it with everyone in the immediate vicinity.
87. Laugh after you cut one. It's cute.
88. If you let one rip (more likely force one) while riding in the car, be sure to roll up the windows so that others can enjoy this "social event".
89. Again, laugh when everyone around you gets "wind" of your little gift.

Originally posted by HoustonLady
You left one or two out......

85. Act like farting is a social event.
86. Don't make any effort to hold your bad gas. Share it with everyone in the immediate vicinity.
87. Laugh after you cut one. It's cute.
88. If you let one rip (more likely force one) while riding in the car, be sure to roll up the windows so that others can enjoy this "social event".
89. Again, laugh when everyone around you gets "wind" of your little gift.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
1. Don't call. EVER.
2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3. Lie.
4. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "Spike"
5. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them.
6. Play with yourself a ...[text shortened]... ery opportunity
84. LIE

Originally posted by mokko
32. Every sentence that anyone says can be twisted to have sexual meaning.

you only need two lines to make it through the life:

1) oh, thats an good idea boss.
2) it was already like that when I first came here
3) honey, the truth is that I was bowling with the guys last night. Nothing else. I would never lie to you, you know that.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I like this one too, I'm like this most of the time. 😕

Originally posted by wormwood
it has been said that on average, men think about sex once every seven seconds.



that's a gross underestimation.

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Married men bring this average down a lot. Just ask Al Bundy.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
1. Don't call. EVER.
2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3. Lie.
4. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "Spike"
5. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them.
6. Play with yourself a ...[text shortened]... ery opportunity
84. LIE

Originally posted by shavixmir
What do you call your penis?

I think, if I gave it a name, I'd call it Vapo. Just because I like rubbing it so much.

Originally posted by wormwood
it has been said that on average, men think about sex once every seven seconds.



that's a gross underestimation.

Originally posted by EAPOE
Purple headead trouser snake.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
so do girls

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's purple? Time for the doctor me thinks, my lad.

Originally posted by wormwood
no, that's shopping you're thinking of.