Sad pet stories

I came home from work this morning to find 2 of my three fish had gone missing. Upon further inspection found them laying dead on top behind the light, my three year old daughter said she wanted to pet them.One of the fish cost 50 dollars ouch!

Originally posted by Bobbyt65
I came home from work this morning to find 2 of my three fish had gone missing. Upon further inspection found them laying dead on top behind the light, my three year old daughter said she wanted to pet them.One of the fish cost 50 dollars ouch!

Originally posted by Bobbyt65
I came home from work this morning to find 2 of my three fish had gone missing. Upon further inspection found them laying dead on top behind the light, my three year old daughter said she wanted to pet them.One of the fish cost 50 dollars ouch!

Like who?

Originally posted by Bobbyt65
Like who?

Originally posted by darvlay
I think it's only fair that you punish her by killing something she loves in return. It's not only fair, it's bilblical.

I suggest cutting out her right eye, as it saw the deed and is therefore spoiled.
It's biblical too!

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
What's "bilblical?"

Originally posted by darvlay
It's a silly typo. It happens a lot when I'm trying to beat dottewell to the punch.

Reminds me of the time I dumped a bar of soap in my fishtank, and poured about 500 pennies in the tank, because I wanted them to be clean and rich. I was probably around 4 at the time.

Parents weren't real happy with my good charity. But, well, the fish were rich and clean in their final moments of life, so I still think I did a good deed.

Originally posted by darvlay
It's a silly typo. It happens a lot when I'm trying to beat dottewell to the punch.

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
I should let more typo's fall through the cracks... I'm always getting beaten to the punch. 😞

Originally posted by dottewell
It's better to be beaten to the punch than kicked in the balls.

Originally posted by dottewell
It's better to be beaten to the punch than kicked in the balls.

Originally posted by Crowley
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