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Originally posted by lausey
Ahhh, the post of the decade has been removed. Shame. 😳
I missed it 😞


Originally posted by lausey
Ahhh, the post of the decade has been removed. Shame. 😳
Woe is me.

Executive Summary:

GOLD!

1) Hygiene is secondary as I have become so morbidly obese I can no longer be intimate with my own buttocks.
2) I have the personality of a damp piece of white bread.
3) It is intrinsically obvious to the most casual observer that education is directly proportional to intelligence and the uneducated are only suited for prison, the Army, welfare and life in a trailer park.
4) Money will make you a better person and I expect my ho's to PRODUCE... there was also something about snorting lines of coke off transvestite phillipino prostitutes.


I hope you humorless trolls are satisfied. The tears of despair I have shed over the tragic loss of this fine material is causing puddles to form in my fat rolls and I think I have a rash starting to form.

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Originally posted by Arrakis
The length of hair is not important at all...
What's important is (in order):

1) the person's physical condition
2) the person's personality
3) the person's education
4) the person's ability to attain wealth

Let me explain...

1) Why would anybody want to commit to a person who is sick? Or a person who is fat and not attractive?

2) Why would a ...[text shortened]... y want to enter into a relationship with a girl who cannot help with the financial burden?
How do you think people blind from birth decide who to marry?

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Originally posted by Nemesio
How do you think people blind from birth decide who to marry?
My guess is that Arrakis considers them to be sick, so they don't need to decide whom to marry because nobody would want to commit to sick people anyway.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My guess is that Arrakis considers them to be sick, so they don't need to decide whom to marry because nobody would want to commit to sick people anyway.
I would give my left wheel.

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Originally posted by Nemesio
How do you think people blind from birth decide who to marry?
Arrakis? Did you miss this question?

Nemesio

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Originally posted by Nemesio
Arrakis? Did you miss this question?

Nemesio
Nobody missed the question - they were ignoring you. There were more inflammatory posts to respond to.

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i sure hope the answer is very, VERY, short, yet girthy...like a cheese sampler 😞

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Originally posted by jvanhine
i sure hope the answer is very, VERY, short, yet girthy...like a cheese sampler 😞
some want a meal and not a snack though...πŸ˜•