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Originally posted by rmacken
Don't say that, my motorbike can go 145MPH, I would have her thong moist in about 10 seconds!

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Originally posted by rmacken
Really?

Im a little dissapointed, I was hoping to visit and take a ride into the sunset on my motorbike, followed by a nice picnic, a few glasses of red wine followed by observing the shooting stars.... hey, who knows where it might lead??

Maybe RHP's second wedding??
You sure have a talent to find things I hate. Why not throw in some cigarettes and a few burgers?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
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Sorry, yeah, your right, that all depends if the horny minx wears one!!??

Hubba hubba! 😀

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You sure have a talent to find things I hate. Why not throw in some cigarettes and a few burgers?
You like cigarettes and burgers??

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My type of woman!!

"How you doin'!?"

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Originally posted by rmacken
You like cigarettes and burgers??

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No, I hate them. I thought you were trying to make it as unpleasant as possible.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, I hate them. I thought you were trying to make it as unpleasant as possible.
For you baby, I'm trying my best to make it as beautiful I can.

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Originally posted by rmacken
For you baby, I'm trying my best to make it as beautiful I can.

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Okay, in that case - just go away. And don't forget to take your motorbike and the wine with you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, I hate them. I thought you were trying to make it as unpleasant as possible.
you can't hate cigs and buggers.

you can only HATE cigs and buggers

throw in sausages and mayo as well 😛

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay, in that case - just go away. And don't forget to take your motorbike and the wine with you.
But what about the leathers im wearing.... ?

Surely you can't resist them??

I can sort a whip aswell if you desire?

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Originally posted by rmacken
But what about the leathers im wearing.... ?

Surely you can't resist them??

I can sort a whip aswell if you desire?
You can borrow mine 😉

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I can't see this ending well...

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Originally posted by Natsia
I can't see this ending well...
Really??

You think my luck is in??

I have thought it for a while!

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Originally posted by rmacken
Really??

You think my luck is in??

I have thought it for a while!

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I'm thinking she's turned you down, Mack. Try and move on.

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Originally posted by rmacken
Really??

You think my luck is in??

I have thought it for a while!

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I don't know what you're on about (insert sheen from halo here: _ _ _ _ ) so have some tool:

You're pushing and we're shoving
And you're pushing and I'm shoving
And you still love me
You still love me
You're pushing and we're shoving
And I'm pushing and you're shoving
And I'm slipping back into the gap again.
I feel alive when you're touch me,
I feel alive when you hold me down.
Slipping back into...(you)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You sure have a talent to find things I hate. Why not throw in some cigarettes and a few burgers?
Cigarettes?... Sorry, I didn't know. Talen t is a fuc kin g gift!