Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexWhat is a girl anyways?
You know girls here?? Can you introduce me to some of them?
Can an overweight man with greasy, unmanageable long hair and four chins be a girl if he has pretended to be one long enough? A man who is so grossly rotund that he can only masturbate by anchoring his gut on his desk while standing in a half-squat. A man so unhealthy and unkempt that the stains from his anus reach out as wide as a softball. A man so...
Have you come yet?
Originally posted by darvlayOh baby 😵
What is a girl anyways?
Can an overweight man with greasy, unmanageable long hair and four chins be a girl if he has pretended to be one long enough? A man who is so grossly rotund that he can only masturbate by anchoring his gut on his desk while standing in a half-squat. A man so unhealthy and unkempt that the stains from his anus reach out as wide as a softball. A man so...
Have you come yet?
Originally posted by darvlayI think, without the fat part, you just described my ideal date.
What is a girl anyways?
Can an overweight man with greasy, unmanageable long hair and four chins be a girl if he has pretended to be one long enough? A man who is so grossly rotund that he can only masturbate by anchoring his gut on his desk while standing in a half-squat. A man so unhealthy and unkempt that the stains from his anus reach out as wide as a softball. A man so...
Have you come yet?
Originally posted by Ice ColdWho are you?
he said it for the lulz 😕
You're like this horrible echo in a toilet. You know, just after you have a really pleasant dump you sometimes get this atrocious post-fart and smell? That's you, that is.
Why are you here? What do you want?
You're not some ghost of poo past, here to ruin my Christmas are you?
Originally posted by shavixmirWho blew my cover? ðŸ˜
Who are you?
You're like this horrible echo in a toilet. You know, just after you have a really pleasant dump you sometimes get this atrocious post-fart and smell? That's you, that is.
Why are you here? What do you want?
You're not some ghost of poo past, here to ruin my Christmas are you?