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Mikaelin.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Mikaelin.
That's a name?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
That's a name?
the church of st. mikaelin:
http://www.suol.fi/raamattunet/raunikko.html

🙂


there is a bunch of funny finnish names that show pretty poor judgment from the parents. like:

elin alapää ('organ crotch', 'member crotch' or even 'dick crotch' would all be quite accurate translations)

anu saukko (written together it means 'anus hole'😉

hellä alapää ('tender crotch'😉

jorma karvanen ('dick hairy'😉

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i've noticed that a disproportionate number of Hollywood action/hard men have dumb first names:

BRUCE Willis
ARNOLD Schwartzenegger
HUMPHREY Bogart
DWAYNE 'The Rock'
HARRISON Ford
ERIC Bana

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Tantan

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Efrain

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Originally posted by wormwood
the church of st. mikaelin:
http://www.suol.fi/raamattunet/raunikko.html

🙂


there is a bunch of funny finnish names that show pretty poor judgment from the parents. like:

elin alapää ('organ crotch', 'member crotch' or even 'dick crotch' would all be quite accurate translations)

anu saukko (written together it means 'anus hole'😉

hellä alapää ('tender crotch'😉

jorma karvanen ('dick hairy'😉
I know someone named Harry Wood. I'm not sure what his parents were thinking.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Any stupid yuppie name that parents give their kids these days.

Examples:

Mason
Taylor
Tyler
Chandler
Mackenzie
Cooper
Hunter
You can add "Talbot" to that list.

😉

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Originally posted by mlprior
You can add "Talbot" to that list.

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Add any city name. Especially Madison. Have you been there? It's worth naming your daughter after? She'll end up as one of the drunks on State Street on Halloween slurring *it's my destiny* before she falls into a trash can.

Also included should be any name that I child can't clearly pronounce before they either turn 8 or learn how to spell it. I met a child named Starlease when she was in Kindergarten but it was a few years before I could get what her name was!

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Originally posted by mlprior
You can add "Talbot" to that list.

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This site lists some other good (bad) ones.

http://tinyurl.com/2yaolj

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Originally posted by rbmorris
This site lists some other good (bad) ones.

http://tinyurl.com/2yaolj
Oh no. This is the site for bad, bad names:

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

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There was a family in the UK who's surname was Egg.
They called their son Hammond! 😛

He sued them when he was 18! 😉

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Originally posted by Doctor Rat
Mashed has that curt ending with the 'd' so that kind of ruins it for me, but strip the other two names of their context, and they're nice.

Mosh would be a sweet romantic nickname, short for someone named Mosharillian. I don't know what woman would be named Mosharillian, but Mosh would be a cute nick. Maybe Mosharillian is from Rigel III, captain of h ...[text shortened]... e wall. "Mosh," I say to myself, caressing her name, "Mosh."




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