05 Oct 16
Originally posted by FMFI'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.
Perhaps I would like to have the personal super power needed to sort out a thread that's gone wrong, like this one, and edit all and anyone's posts at any time, simultaneously, so that they all said the right things, a kind of omnipotent Super Ombudsman for the web site.
05 Oct 16
Originally posted by Rank outsiderI would then suggest that I be an Ombudsman and Complainant-in-Chief and Rectifier all rolled into one, a kind of One Stop Remedy Giver. Failing that, I would use my powers to simply make this thing about the meaning of Ombudsman go away.
I'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.
05 Oct 16
Originally posted by Rank outsiderWell, absolutely, Mr Fantastic ~ after all ~ has no difficulty going down however many fathoms are necessary.
Mrs Outsider has always wanted me to have the same powers as Mr Fantastic, for reasons I have never been quite able to fathom.