Super Power Preference

Suppose you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Points awarded for the most creative ideas with explanations of why your chosen superpower would be of use to you.

Originally posted by divegeester
Suppose you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Points awarded for the most creative ideas with explanations of why your chosen superpower would be of use to you.

Presumably the Soviet Union is no longer available?

Originally posted by divegeester
Suppose you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Points awarded for the most creative ideas with explanations of why your chosen superpower would be of use to you.

Your post is ambiguous. Are you referring to people or nations?

Great minds question things in ways that are alike.

Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Your post is ambiguous. Are you referring to people or nations?

I am referring to personal super powers, such as invisibility for example.

Originally posted by divegeester
I am referring to personal super powers, such as invisibility for example.

It's too late, divegeester. This thread is a shambles.

Perhaps I would like to have the personal super power needed to sort out a thread that's gone wrong, like this one, and edit all and anyone's posts at any time, simultaneously, so that they all said the right things, a kind of omnipotent Super Ombudsman for the web site.

Originally posted by FMF
It's too late, divegeester. This thread is a shambles.

You and HandyAndy destroy every thread you post in with your controlling supa-powas

Originally posted by divegeester
You and HandyAndy destroy every thread you post in with your controlling supa-powas

It's OK. I don't mind you saying this. I will allow it.

Originally posted by FMF
Perhaps I would like to have the personal super power needed to sort out a thread that's gone wrong, like this one, and edit all and anyone's posts at any time, simultaneously, so that they all said the right things, a kind of omnipotent Super Ombudsman for the web site.

I'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.

Mrs Outsider has always wanted me to have the same powers as Mr Fantastic, for reasons I have never been quite able to fathom.

I would like the power to discern who goes to the bother of thumbing down such gentle and inoffensive posts, to see if they are really as sad and insecure as I suspect.

Originally posted by Rank outsider
I'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.

I would then suggest that I be an Ombudsman and Complainant-in-Chief and Rectifier all rolled into one, a kind of One Stop Remedy Giver. Failing that, I would use my powers to simply make this thing about the meaning of Ombudsman go away.

Originally posted by Rank outsider
Mrs Outsider has always wanted me to have the same powers as Mr Fantastic, for reasons I have never been quite able to fathom.

Well, absolutely, Mr Fantastic ~ after all ~ has no difficulty going down however many fathoms are necessary.