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Presumably the Soviet Union is no longer available?

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Your post is ambiguous. Are you referring to people or nations?

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Great minds question things in ways that are alike.

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Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ.

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It's too late, divegeester. This thread is a shambles.

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Perhaps I would like to have the personal super power needed to sort out a thread that's gone wrong, like this one, and edit all and anyone's posts at any time, simultaneously, so that they all said the right things, a kind of omnipotent Super Ombudsman for the web site.

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It's OK. I don't mind you saying this. I will allow it.

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Originally posted by FMF
Perhaps I would like to have the personal super power needed to sort out a thread that's gone wrong, like this one, and edit all and anyone's posts at any time, simultaneously, so that they all said the right things, a kind of omnipotent Super Ombudsman for the web site.
I'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.

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Mrs Outsider has always wanted me to have the same powers as Mr Fantastic, for reasons I have never been quite able to fathom.

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I would like the power to discern who goes to the bother of thumbing down such gentle and inoffensive posts, to see if they are really as sad and insecure as I suspect.

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
I'd like the power to make people feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude when I point out they are using words like 'Ombudsman' incorrectly.
I would then suggest that I be an Ombudsman and Complainant-in-Chief and Rectifier all rolled into one, a kind of One Stop Remedy Giver. Failing that, I would use my powers to simply make this thing about the meaning of Ombudsman go away.

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Originally posted by Rank outsider
Mrs Outsider has always wanted me to have the same powers as Mr Fantastic, for reasons I have never been quite able to fathom.
Well, absolutely, Mr Fantastic ~ after all ~ has no difficulty going down however many fathoms are necessary.

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