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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Who needs doctors when you have prayer?

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What would he say? "Dear Lord, please cure my left nut" ??

or "God, please remove this lump from my coin purse" ??

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
prayer never stopped child molesters.......hmmm makes you think what god's into?
Your punctuation skills need work.

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
So lets just say I'm in touch with myself to know what is right and what is wrong, this morning I found a build up or a little lump on my left testacle that deffinetly does not belong there. It is about half the size of a dime and I am worried that I havemt noticed it until now...because it seemingly appeared over night, should I give it a couple of days ...[text shortened]... away...my wife is all over me to get off the computer and go right now...what do you all think
You'll be fine, just ignore it.

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have an appointment bright and early tomorrow

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You'll be fine, just ignore it.
HOH's dad had it when HoH was concieved. And HoH turned out just fine. No Defects!

What good luck the milkman stopped by that day.

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First let me say that I feel sorry for all the ladies who have to have their jubbilies squished in a machine for a mammogram it must be very unpleasant for you. So I went to the doctor this morning and got my under carriage examined he felt around a bit and felt the lump that i had pointed out, so he sent me over to get my particulars crushed in this viscious machine to supposedly take pictures and x-rays then i waited and waited and waited till he finally came out and told me i have a large calcium deposit building within my testicle...im not sure how it got there but he says it is harmless. maybe i drink to much milk. i never noticed it before and im not in any kind of pain so the question is should i get a second opinion just to be sure

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
First let me say that I feel sorry for all the ladies who have to have their jubbilies squished in a machine for a mammogram it must be very unpleasant for you. So I went to the doctor this morning and got my under carriage examined he felt around a bit and felt the lump that i had pointed out, so he sent me over to get my particulars crushed in this vis ...[text shortened]... and im not in any kind of pain so the question is should i get a second opinion just to be sure
I believe it may be a cycst! I had one. I thought I had a third bullock. Get it checked for a cycst. Cos mine grew to the size of an apple and pushed my testes up into my stomach. That wasn't uncomfortable. The swelling of my testes after they removed the cycst was humungous and incredibly painful. Get a second opinion defo.

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
First let me say that I feel sorry for all the ladies who have to have their jubbilies squished in a machine for a mammogram it must be very unpleasant for you. So I went to the doctor this morning and got my under carriage examined he felt around a bit and felt the lump that i had pointed out, so he sent me over to get my particulars crushed in this vis ...[text shortened]... and im not in any kind of pain so the question is should i get a second opinion just to be sure
As someone who has recently been in the hospital with what you're being tested for, i wish you luck mate.

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
First let me say that I feel sorry for all the ladies who have to have their jubbilies squished in a machine for a mammogram it must be very unpleasant for you. So I went to the doctor this morning and got my under carriage examined he felt around a bit and felt the lump that i had pointed out, so he sent me over to get my particulars crushed in this vis ...[text shortened]... and im not in any kind of pain so the question is should i get a second opinion just to be sure
You only get one body. Not that I'd mistrust the doc, but I'd ask for second
opinions, just to be on the safe side. I mean, if it was a lump on your throat
or whatever, but the testicles?.. oooooo... 😕

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
So lets just say I'm in touch with myself to know what is right and what is wrong, this morning I found a build up or a little lump on my left testacle that deffinetly does not belong there. It is about half the size of a dime and I am worried that I havemt noticed it until now...because it seemingly appeared over night, should I give it a couple of days ...[text shortened]... away...my wife is all over me to get off the computer and go right now...what do you all think
Boy, does that ring a bell! I posted something last year about getting a $200 speeding ticket and was feeling bad about it. I told my friend Dennis, but then he told me had woken up a few days ago and had a lump on his testicles. He just got the results back from the doctor and it was cancer. 😲

Every day people are dealt a new deck of cards. Some are lucky and get speeding tickets.

If you want to live get to the doctor right away. After they remove a testicle from the sac they put in a fake plastic one so that you don't look deformed.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Boy, does that ring a bell! I posted something last year about getting a $200 speeding ticket and was feeling bad about it. I told my friend Dennis, but then he told me had woken up a few days ago and had a lump on his testicles. He just got the results back from the doctor and it was cancer. 😲

Every day people are dealt a new deck of cards. Some are luc ...[text shortened]... remove a testicle from the sac they put in a fake plastic one so that you don't look deformed.
Bingo!

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Originally posted by arrakis
After they remove a testicle from the sac they put in a fake plastic one so that you don't look deformed.
Hm, I don't think it's the looks we're all worried about here. 😕

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Originally posted by arrakis
After they remove a testicle from the sac they put in a fake plastic one so that you don't look deformed.
It's pretty amazing what they can do these days: http://tinyurl.com/38cpss

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[i] After they remove a testicle from the sac they put in a fake plastic one so that you don't look deformed.[/b]
Oh great... then I'll have three of them again and won't be able to hang 'em out in the sauna without the ridicule again.

Your not helping Arrakis. You're just not helping.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh great... then I'll have three of them again and won't be able to hang 'em out in the sauna without the ridicule again.

Your not helping Arrakis. You're just not helping.
No they dont put plastic ones in. That's rubbish. It will be a simple cut of the tube and removal of lump and re-connection of tube. If it's a cycst it's the same. If it's cancer they willl remove the bullock and that's it...... done and dusted....... NO PROBS! If you want plastic surgery you will have to fork out........ that's cosmetic.